Among the most vile people ever

Alex Jones thought he was just so clever.

He saw families whose lives had been shattered

And decided that what really mattered

Was for him to profit from their torture…

I hope the judgment will be a scorcher.

Again I’ll repeat this issue is tough…

Needing an abortion is very rough.

It can’t be decided as if it’s light

And I still believe both sides can be right.

But when it comes to banning the option?

You have to have much more than adoption.

I can’t pretend to hide how much I hate

This counterfeit “manliness” which ain’t great

Promoted by people who are so lame

They think life is a monopoly game.

Their primary interest is just themselves.

I wish they’d be captured by evil elves…

The reason God made weather forecasters

Was to make it seem like there are masters

In economics, who it seems to me

Are so frequently wrong, abnormally!

So technically speaking we’re in a rut

And you better hope you’ve covered your nut.

At first it seems like it makes lots of sense

And anything that helps make things less tense

With bipartisan support is real nice

And should help both our parties break the ice

But it turns out the bill is pretty flawed

Even if it brings home chips from abroad.

Perhaps it’s really bad of me to say

But I wonder if this is the right way

To deal with a person who has the stage

But could easily draw some real outrage

For being so stupid, taking drugs in

To Russia… releasing a true man of sin.

When it comes to mustard the French aren’t chill.

But then again they can seem kind of shrill

About all manner of things in the world

As if their happiness gets a bit swirled

In drama and malaise they’ll speak about,

And always with a classic French pout.

These folks just straight up were planning a coup

It was all illegal, and that they knew.

We play around with the term “lock ‘em up”

But back in the day if there were men up

Who tried to overthrow our great nation?

They would be found at the hangman’s station…

What would have happened had Pence given in?

What sort of hell would we be livin’ in?

Our nation’s stability sat with him.

Had he played ball with Trump, things would be grim.

We came awfully close, one man stopped the fall…

This legislation would help fix it all.

Both parties seem to have lost their minds

While the public chooses to put on blinds.

What conservative could truly feel good

About J6 and where DJT stood?

Yet still so many want him to come back!

As if they’re ok with his nuts attack.