I hate it when you try to do some good
Like snuff out the Devil the best you could
From any soul that he chose to obsess
And instead you just make a giant mess…
But fighting the Devil is no small task
And may perhaps be done with a big flask…
If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…
I hate it when you try to do some good
Like snuff out the Devil the best you could
From any soul that he chose to obsess
And instead you just make a giant mess…
But fighting the Devil is no small task
And may perhaps be done with a big flask…
May 15, 2022
How this is done is beyond my pay grade
Which sadly is true of a lot, I’m afraid…
Like building a rocket to go to the Moon.
If I were alone life would end very soon.
So what these guys are doing is just insane,
Connecting computers right into the brain.
May 14, 2022
Now Elon has said there’s evil afoot
And so perhaps he will no longer put
A part of his fortune into Twitter
Because it seems it may have some litter…
How many “users” are simply bots?
Well, it turns out, that could actually be lots!
May 13, 2022
Astronomers have now seen the Black Hole
Which it turns out has played quite a big role
Swallowing solar systems, yes that’s right
And sending them to an eternal night.
They seem super stoked about their cool find.
I have to admit that it blows my mind.
May 12, 2022
In this great piece Jonah lays it all out
And it’s pretty much how I think about
Our state of affairs and government scene
Disappointing indeed, almost obscene.
Without a party but firm in his views
His balanced approach will never make news…
May 11, 2022
I don’t have a problem with Elon Musk
But plenty believe the gathering dusk
Of society’s undoing can be traced
To the crazy ideas he’s embraced.
That crowd must be happy with this new plot…
Can’t wait for his stint as an astronaut.
May 10, 2022
It hardly seems possible this is news…
Is it really a wonder where he gets his cues?
Perhaps if his name was, like, Tinkerbell
We’d hear about this and huff and say “Well!”
But marketing is as marketing does,
Young Thug must be happy with all this buzz.
May 9, 2022
I’m always a sucker for beating the odds –
Underdogs determined to beat the gods.
This horse (and his team) are just out of sight!
He was so jacked up he wanted to bite
Anything which seemed to be in his way.
I sure hope there was nothing in his hay…
May 8, 2022
As with most things this has both ups and downs
Work from home causes both smiles and frowns.
I wouldn’t be quick to say it’s a perk
Though it’s nice to avoid the office jerk.
But working from anywhere soon becomes
Working from everywhere, beating the drums.
May 7, 2022
It can take a pandemic to realize
Life is so short, a mere flash in the eyes.
There just isn’t time to waste on those folks
Who aren’t all that fun or don’t like your jokes.
No, our life is not a dress rehearsal
So make it all count, there’s no reversal.
May 6, 2022