When this first happened we gave it some time

Because it showed spirit fighting this crime.

And now the plot line gets even better

Because that warship is a bit wetter!

It rests in a place it’s not meant to be…

Torpedoed on the floor of the Black Sea!

So this driverless car gets pulled over.

The cops don’t know it’s an auto rover.

When they go to issue a citation

The car takes off to a new location!

The Po-Po’s left in a pretty odd spot,

But the good news is that no one got shot.

It’s no secret that I have long believed

So much of our pain could be relieved

By killing platforms which further the chance

For mindless provocation to advance

Fueled by algorithms that make posts spike

When angry people tap “retweet” and “like.”

Who would have thought the French had it in them

To come up with this anti-FOMO gem?

No staging or enhancements on this site

Just life unfolding, byte by byte.

I hope its success goes on and persists,

And helps people see normal life exists…

The team of investors who checked it out

Said this thing really sucks, without a doubt.

“Unsatisfactory in all aspects”

Was one comment which the report reflects.

But the Saudis and Kushner get along well,

It’s a pleasant partnership, made in Hell.

Here we have a tricky situation…

Since what if they want obliteration?

Who knows what aliens might be after,

And the last sound we hear is their laughter.

Hawkings said it’s too dangerous to do, but…

Too many humans can’t keep their mouths shut.

These boys passed around a bullet-proof vest

And then they shot each other in the chest.

It happened in Florida, no surprise…

A state which often wins the biggest prize

For human behavior, out on the edge

And too often tipping over the ledge.

Our spies are now thinking out of the box

In all of their work to try and outfox

Putin and his diabolical plot

To reach for more power, maybe a lot.

Credit the agencies for something new

That may help the world really know what’s true.

I wonder if it’s a guy with this face

Who makes republicans want to embrace

Cracking down on all our election fraud

Which everyone knows is rampant and broad!

Will there be any calls to lock him up…

Or will he vote again, with his chin up?

Zaransky makes his case to the UN

Highlighting its mission, time and again.

If this is not one of the times to act

There’s really no sense in keeping the pact.

Disband the body if it doesn’t do

The very things it was created to.