Google’s fame is for developing search
I hadn’t known about their royal perch.
On the one hand it may improve output
To give all these heated bidets the foot.
On the other it may reduce pages hit
What will people do now when they go in to… sit.

It’s tough when your business aims to predict
Future events and what they may inflict
On your whole life and the things you hold dear,
Or how to mitigate against that fear,
And then for your own shop to take a drumming.
One would think they should have seen it coming…

It seems like it’s woke culture run amok.
Anyone who cares should really take stock.
The Dems are upset about A’s and O’s
While those it refers to say “hum ho…”
Deal with real issues that really matter!
Or else take your place with the Mad Hatter.

Where have I been for all of these years?

It couldn’t be just I was drinking beers…

This seems like news I would have known by now.

The sun shoots flares at us?! I mean… Holy Cow!

Another barrage is headed our way.

No one seems too concerned, but are we ok?

An interesting take on this new work week

With benefits for all, that’s what they seek.

It’s not just about Sunday nights won’t suck

It also helps companies up their luck.

Folks work less and still earn the same wages,

Pull this off and it’s one for the ages.

So an asteroid struck our planet Earth!

And yet there was a massive dearth

Of coverage about it in the press…

This could have been a pretty big mess!

But with so much else causing commotion

We hardly knew it crashed into the ocean.

The Russians are moving out of New York

Before they face any torch or pitchfork.

You have to wonder what goes through their mind

Things have been pretty good, are they aligned?

Are they leaving with thoughts that we’re corrupt,

Or pissed at Putin for this life interrupt?

The problem with seeking his approval

Is that it comes with likely removal

Of decency and honor any time

That Donnie decides to change on a dime.

Turns out his support can be kind of murky

If you happen to be a citizen of Turkey.

Mercurial Pete was headed to space

But now seems to have pulled a double face.

He’s dating one of my least favorite gals

(So Kanye West is not one of his pals)

Which would make me want to escape the Earth

But he decided to give up his berth…

Changing course can be a hard thing to do.

And will require change from what you knew.

More often than not it takes a big whack

Which will alter your course on a new track.

Russia’s attack may be such a moment

And make our two parties be less opponent.