Yes, roses are red and violets are blue,
And indeed that rhymes well with “I Love You…”
But that isn’t close, not even a start,
To reflecting what’s really in my heart.
Happy Valentines Day to my soulmate…
Sweetheart, life with you is simply great!

Workplace romances can be really tough,

As if one or the other is not enough!

So this raises a question, it’s not clear…

If you’re working remotely and not near

To any other folks in the office

Can you have fun without being cautious?

So here’s a preacher who seems to dislike

All these fantasy books and how they strike

At the core of all that’s good in mankind

With evil demons and the morally blind.

Though burning books seems pretty dumb to me

If that’s what he likes why not leave him be?

Running for president there is a rule…

Say what you must to the fringe, that is cool.

But once in office then you will enter

The zone which must govern to the center.

Biden has done the opposite of that

While everything he does has fallen flat.

The idea here is not so complex

And mostly asks us to rethink the specs.

Sheryl Crow pretty much got it before

It’s not all about the pursuit of more.

Happiness comes from liking what you got.

But… don’t chances improve if that’s a lot?

Mitch might be the very best in the game

Though I think that brings less honor than shame.

Even still he’s doing what’s right for now

And challenging his party’s sacred cow.

If that continues for another day

Is frankly something that’s hard to say.

American football is pretty tough.

A violent game, and if that’s not enough

Turns out it may be conniving as well

According to the latest kiss and tell…

With draft picks and betting both on the line

Their LUCKIEST outcome would be a huge fine.

When we put all our “pronouns” on display

There is but one thing that will come our way –

Folks will see it and make a decision

About who you are with narrow vision.

Is this one piece of data so compelling?

I think my sun sign would be more telling.

This is the guy who has the claim to fame

Of launching Trump into the media game.

He first got him into reality shows

It was a great business, everyone knows.

Then later he took charge at CNN

And used Trump for profit all over again.

Suddenly now it has all become clear!

All those fights on Southwest throughout the year

With passengers and crew going at it

As if they’d discovered a brand new habit

Really weren’t over what mask to use…

Much more likely it’s just there was no booze!