Why

If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…


Source: The New York Times

He does have a point

The withdrawal still is a disaster

And Biden was not a good forecaster.

But how it went down does support his case

The Afghan soldiers did an about face.

Despite all the training they kinda blow…

Too bad we missed that twenty years ago.


Source: Associated Press

Taliban in Charge

Taliban terrorists have taken control

And it’s a colossal mess, on the whole.

But one interesting note at this hour

Is that when they sacked the halls of power

They looked quite orderly in their pix

Quite the contrast from January 6…


Source: The New York Times

WTF?!

Perhaps it’s correct we should not be there.

But withdrawing was done on a wing and a prayer.

What a disgrace and a tragedy too

This is not what America should do.

Our Afghan allies were left high and dry

Our very own citizens could still die.


Source: Business Insider

If the shirt fits…

Say what you will about this GOP head,

But he is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

He tried to be clever and made this shirt,

Thought he’d be throwing legitimate dirt.

Quite the message that his campaign hung on!

How I would love to see him wear one on…


Source: The Epoch Times

The Unseen Majority

I generally think Newt’s a pompous prick

Among the first to turn the dirty trick

Of wrapping the flag around intention

Designed only for his own ascension.

But on this I agree, one hundred percent –

Highlight athletes who are proud to represent.


Source: The Atlantic

Bohemian Bourgeois

It’s no wonder there’s been backlash building

For most Bobos life’s coated with gilding.

Yet they throw out big words to help the poor

And they come across as a massive bore.

Perhaps you have a different point of view?

Doesn’t matter to them, they’re better than you!


Source: The New York Post

Try it with chutney

It’s surely a dish that can heat me up!

But here’s a storm brewing in a tea cup.

For me the issue is I love the food

But it makes my head sweat! Kind of crude…

Canceling curry? Give me a break.

This type of woke will cause a headache.


Source: 97ZOK

Spiritual Strike

It’s pretty hard to score a perfect game

Rolling strikes through every frame.

But that’s what a devoted son tried

After his father who loved bowling died.

With his dad’s ashes stuffed into the ball

He knocked every pin down and took it all.


Source: Barstool Sports

Journalistic Integrity…!

People complain about bad reporting

Not enough truth and too much distorting.

The press never intends to bare it all

And if not convenient won’t share it all.

Can’t say the same for this correspondent!

Who’s interviewee was quite respondent…


Source: The New York Post

Visionary!

Here’s a guy fully driven by passion

Who was dealt by life an unfair ration.

He started losing his sight at thirteen

And by his thirties he saw a blank screen.

But that did not stop him from his love

These skateboard tricks are a cut above.