Why

If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…


Source: The New York Times

And then there’s the A holes

Some folks seem to have legitimate cause
To pass on the vax or at least hit pause.
Others seem simply to be quite insane
With reasons that stretch from dumb to inane.
Then there are those who are basically dicks
And act all obnoxious to get their kicks.


Source: USA Today

The Truth Is Out There

Pretty soon now it will be released

A report that could be a spectacular beast!

Detailing sightings from around the world

Of UFOs speeding and being hurled

Across radar screens for tons of miles!

Let’s hope we get answers, like the X Files…


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Natural Forces

No, our tools to find gas are not lacking
Thanks in large part to the use of fracking.
That’s what pushed fuel prices so low
To levels I thought they’d never go.
Now here comes the tech to set a new course
Let’s hope it too is a positive force.


Source: Associated Press

Divine Intervention

When it comes to dealing with the climate
It seems pretty smart to contact The Primate…
Few sources are linked quite as close as he
To divine power over land and sea!
Bible stories have shown us all the stakes…
So get God on board for Heaven’s sakes.


Source: The Washington Post

Half Full

Some people like to get up in your grill.
Arms opened wide they come in for the kill.
Others prefer to be much more restrained
Hugging one another just leaves them drained.
Covid has changed many aspects of life,
And for some it’s reduced a sense of strife.


Source: Yahoo News

Fueling Insanity

For all those people who fear overreach

That government intends to badly breach

Our freedoms and rights and everything good

Well perhaps all those folks just maybe should

Remember that here in our great nation

People try to fill bags at the gas station!


Source: USA Today

Incredible…

It’s just so amazing that this can be…

Like someone who’s blind, then able to see.

A miracle? I suppose that depends

On where you believe the hand of God ends.

But it seems to me such innovation

Is a great extension of Creation.


Source: Reuters

The End is Near

Every great society has fallen.

It often starts with some jackass callin’

For widespread rejection of simple truth,

Like valid results from the voting booth,

And self-serving leeches who fail to act

Further promoting nonsense, not true fact.


Source: The New York Post

Whatever it takes

The show is cut and everyone is mad…
The Right calls BS, a silly woke fad.
The Left is aghast for its racist turn.
And truth lies in ashes, packed in an urn.
Well here’s an honest opinion to share –
Awards shows suck, so I don’t really care!


Source: The New York Times

Of course, of course…

It is still unclear what really happened…

Medina Spirit ran a strong lap and

May well have been pumped with some extra juice.

Seems all winning these days comes fast and loose.

It’s one thing for man to cheat like a tool,

But to go dope your horse is also cruel.