The funny thing about borders and France

Is that they really have hardly a chance.

The Maginot Line was a pre-war hit

Until the Nazis couldn’t give a shit…

And poured into France going through its neighbor

Flipping the bird to all that French labor.

Putting a waiver on patent protection

Is an idea that needs correction.

Yes, taxpayers funded development cost

But how would it help if these rights are tossed?

The issue is not one of paying fees,

It’s keeping standards to fight the disease.

I’ve liked the movement towards return to work,

Folks in an office now seem like a perk.

So this new trend, well, it can give you pause…

And yet again highlight one of the flaws

Of being alone like a wall flower

Maybe work from home if you don’t shower.

So covid decimated lots of schools

Some already lacking notable jewels.

Classes went online and pretty much suck

And the students were left shit outta luck.

Add insult to injury, just more doom…

No more Snow Days for you! Class is on Zoom.

New Jersey has always taken some heat

For the sort of folks you’re likely to meet,

Like all of the stars of the Jersey Shore

With their spiked hair, fake tans and chiseled core.

But man oh man when it comes to the law

This public policy leaves me in awe.

Adult communities are created

So adult needs can be satiated.

They lose their focus and their whereabouts

So have all their needs met, or thereabouts.

Given what her experience has been

Seems to me she’ll probably fit right in!

If ever you wonder whether you should

Add “fun zoom events” for everyone’s good

It honestly could mean only one thing…

You have not yet felt Zoom’s hyper-use sting.

The answer to this question is quite plain,

No frickin’ way unless you want more pain!

It’s one thing to get it wrong and say damn…

Mistakes happen, it’s not part of a scam.

You say that you’re sorry and you move on.

It’s another thing when you’re a moron.

They sold a big lie for no other cause

Than to enrich themselves and upend laws.

You’d think that a massive event like this

Would make us all take stock and reminisce.

But history informs us that’s not the case

Past pandemics didn’t much change the place.

Wars tend to make us reflect a bit more,

But human nature is fixed at the core.

A pricey stunt for this billionaire…

And what’s the point if you don’t have that hair?!

His slogan was “Make Australia Great!”

Which kind of was also ripped off, eh mate?

A loser and a cheat whose bill came due

They’ll do better Down Under without this crew.