This just could not help his great career path

As one would think it will incur the wrath

Of all the proud boys who make up his crew

And everyone else involved in the coup.

If they all agree on one single thing?

They don’t like a leader who’s prone to sing.

Because nothing could really make more sense

In times when everything is super tense

And a raging pandemic of the lungs

Is the first topic on everyone’s tongues

Than to take comfort in that old stable

Of sucking smoke as much as you’re able.

In the Catholic Church you must know this

Ritual rules over a wide abyss.

Ceremony is not treated lightly,

Exorcisms must be done forthrightly.

The first rule is that no illness exists…

Oops! Seems that was never crossed off the lists.

If no other sign could give it away

One would think that this would be clear as day…

Donnie detested man’s furry best friend

So dogs in the White House came to an end.

How could there be any doubt he would suck?

Hail the return of four-legged good luck!

There’s a little-known guy named Josh Hawley…

What’s happening now is bad, by golly!

This man wants to have his opinions heard

But everyone muzzles his every word!

Where oh where might this poor dude find a voice?

Clearly he’s given no media choice…

An interesting angle from the right!

The Minority Leader sets his sight

On the argument that we’re all to blame

For the Riot, a true national shame.

At least now we know one problem is solved:

He admits that he was indeed involved…

What news to read in my line of work!

A lovely new presidential perk.

We’re moving in a good direction…

With a lyrical course correction.

Ring loud now all the bells and the chimes

Our leader has said these times need rhymes!

So now the hard work really begins

And Joe needs to notch some pretty quick wins.

Let’s focus on things that matter to people

And not fall on our knees at the PC steeple.

Don’t forget Donnie touched a real nerve…

Government must be in place to serve.

Joe is now in and had a great start,

Trying to ensure we don’t tear apart.

He appealed to unity and no lies,

And Fox News agreed that was wise.

Even Donnie left him a gracious note

Though still hasn’t said he won the vote.

The Swamp has new vigor.

The deficit is bigger.

The environment is trashed.

Emoluments were cashed.

Divisions grew faster.

Donnie was a disaster.