I have to say the description seems to fit

He’s a blot alright, and of the dimmest wit.

The ink blot let’s you see what you want

It feeds you illusions in your favorite font.

Donnie was splattered there on the page

And the worst of our instincts saw a sage.

Rudy is taking some pretty bad hits

From the left and the right, quite a blitz.

But man oh man it would make me smile

If he represents Donnie in the Senate trial.

But we can’t be certain he has the will –

Don’t forget that matter of his bill…

Well this is certainly an interesting dilemma!

To date it seems he would prefer an enema

Than to be bothered with the daily briefs

From any of our nation’s intelligence chiefs.

So once he is gone and out of our hair

Suddenly THEN is when he’d decide to care…?

Alex Azar has been in charge of our health,

If he’s done anything at all, it’s been pretty stealth.

Covid 19 has spread unabated

No leaders showed up, we waited and waited.

So how does he slither out of this curse?

By saying “Well, really the Riots were worse…”

This is just too good to be true –

Donnie is stiffing his legal crew!

Could Rudy really be in shock,

When his counsel was only schlock?

But that is not the reason why –

Donnie’s dollars are in short supply.

What are the odds this guy gets a pardon

And is invited over to the Rose Garden?

I have to imagine the chances are good!

If ever there were principles for which he stood

Donnie does things that either help his own purse

Or else make thoughtful people curse.

Donnie has always trended towards excess

And likes to believe it’s the same as success.

But somewhere now in that self-serving mind

One has to think that he’s going to find

A brand new thought stacked in the wood:

Being twice impeached just couldn’t be good.

It’s hard to like Bill if you’re from New York.

He left the Jets at the altar then used a pitchfork

To destroy all teams that stood in his way –

Except for the Giants, TWICE, on Super Sunday!

He cheated and scowled and was super driven.

But calling this play on Trump? All is forgiven…

The paste has been squeezed out of the tube

By all the Republicans who wanted to lube

Their ties with Donnie, that monumental prick

Who has managed to pull off this massive trick

Duping the masses like every tyrant has done

So that now we’ll all come face to face with a gun.

Even if more than sixty days apart

I think two doses really does seem smart.

This sickness must be pushed out of our ‘hood,

And we have to be sure it’s put down for good.

The challenge of course, to prevent further harm,

Is to get it into the “right” type of arm.