Sometimes a headline doesn’t have room

To fit all the news that will seal our doom.

This one packs a pretty strong punch!

Now we know Donnie has a good hunch

That Pompeo sucks too and China is the villain

But voting machines were hit, so maybe he’s still in…

It’s a bit disturbing when someone like Flynn

A former General who’s highly partisan,

And was the National Security Advisor,

Decides that in fact it would be wiser

To suggest the president deploy military force

Than let democracy run its course.

If ever you wanted to see his true color

And watch his burnish get duller and duller,

Look at the rants over his lost election

Proven over and over: no deception.

But now with a genuine crisis at hand

Not a word from that face fakely tanned.

It took him four tries to crack the code

Before this hacker hit the payload!

He’d done it before and was inspired –

Donnie’s old password was “yourefired!”

Not too creative on the president’s part, yet…

Whad’ya do if you don’t have a pet?

She proudly calls herself “Trump with Heels”

Which, while kind of amusing, also reveals

That she is most likely entirely unhinged

And has the look of one who’s binged

On alcohol and drugs and right-wing media,

Call it Donnie’s version of an encyclopedia.

Can’t say that Paul has classic hero looks,

But he’s taking a stand against the crooks.

He voted for Trump and is in the GOP

But won’t be a party to its lunacy.

The country will need more people like Paul

If we are to have any chance at all.

We knew early on there would be trouble…

Truth dwelled outside Donnie’s bubble.

We then headed down unusual tracks

When his team introduced “alternative facts.”

Now that the end of his rule is nigh

Could it be his crew is just plain high?

For two and a half centuries till now

America had shown the world how

Democracy was done in a nation

That’s committed to laws and civilization.

Thanks to Trump and the GOP

That will simply no longer be.

So yes, Fox and Donnie have had a divorce.

But that can’t change everything, of course.

Fox has now conducted a brand new poll

And ouch! Man does it take a toll…

Donnie certainly thinks that he’s very clever

While 42% think he’s the worst… ever!

Donnie has fought many battles in life

And promised as President to end armed strife.

He was not so successful in that pursuit

But at least one initiative did bear fruit…

With this federal holiday also comes this:

Finally an end to the war on Christmas!