When the Trump campaign promised lower prices

Ending consumer sacrifices

We thought he was talking about the stuff

That we buy every day, ‘cuz that was tough.

Turns out he had a different thing in mind!

Stock prices are what have vastly declined…

He doesn’t really like to read history

But if Trump did he’d see it’s no mystery

That leaders who are obsessed with expanding

Will only become far more demanding

When given concessions. It’s not a win…

Look what happened with Neville Chamberlain.

Who doesn’t like a good round of golf?

Well there was one dude, his name was Adolf.

But it does seem just a touch ironic

That the guy who thinks our nation’s tonic

Is to slash all waste for fiscal amends…

But don’t touch any of those golf weekends!

If only I were a fly on the wall

To witness what must have been a great brawl.

The diplomat from the Department of State

With the tech tycoon, it must have been great.

And Trump? He sat there and watched it unfold…

“Now that’s entertainment,” he thought. “It’s gold!”

When Trump was elected the markets surged

But only because a clear winner emerged.

Uncertainty is what the markets hate!

With the way things are going, that’s not great.

Some still believe he’s playing 4-D chess…

But markets don’t lie and they think it’s a mess.

He simply did what we wanted to do

It was a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

Watching Trump rant and rage forever

Everyone needed to drink whatever.

And that includes the Speaker’s gadfly

No matter that he’s a GOP guy…

Wine sales have dropped as people stopped drinking

But after last night, it got me thinking…

When the President of the USA

Is a spoiled brat whose gotten his way

The world starts fearing a pretty dark fate

And wine can help us self-medicate!

It was all fun and games for a while…

Luring RFK was pure Trump style.

Never mind what the crazy guy thinks

He’s a turncoat who believes that the Left stinks.

And he’ll be in charge of a useless shop!

Whoa wait… What’s this he’s doing to soda pop?!

Champagne, vodka and salty caviar

Haven’t flowed this much since there was a czar!

What to make of it, the world is asking…

Is there a new alliance that’s unmasking?

Are Putin and Trump really steering a course

To partner together, a unified force?!

There will always be some bad outliers

When you’re tearing stuff down and setting fires.

So don’t read too much into one case.

But it’s also important to see the face

Of people affected, whose lives are now glum

Even if there’s greater good to come.