Most families I know have some dysfunction

So no wonder the Trumps are at this junction.

Donnie will have a hissy fit

And go to Twitter to throw a hit.

But sisters sit in a unique place,

It’s hard to respond and save face.

Birds of a feather flock together

So it’s not really a matter of whether

Corruption is rampant in Donnie’s crew

That much we know for a fact is true,

It’s just how high the swamps now rise,

To the Oval Office would be no surprise…

This can hardly come as a surprise,

The topic is quick to generate lies.

With powerful men and naïve girls

A sordid scene too often unfurls.

To think these men knew not the deal

Is simply preposterous and unreal.

There’s not a lot to be glad about today

Things are falling apart and it’s not okay.

So who would have thought a ray of light

Could slice the pandemic’s dark of night

And help those who need community most

To manage demons and stop getting dosed.

He’s building nukes and a rocket launcher.

Support from tyrants couldn’t be stauncher.

His people are miserable and underfed

Leading lives in darkness, full of dread.

But this, this may be the worst of the worse…

Banning man’s best friend, such an ugly curse.

Gas is plentiful and prices are low

So why in the world is this a go?

Perhaps it’s true that not many of us

Will see this land so far above us.

But it was made a “refuge” for a reason

Pimping it for money feels like treason.

Why is this story considered news,

And trying to cast unfavorable views?

Is it such a stretch of the imagination

That a cop would respond to a situation

Sometimes with fun, and it succeeded,

And sometimes with force as was needed?

Given all that is truly disastrous

With Donnie and his classless

Way of governing the United States

Why would you go and tempt the Fates

With lies about the damage done

And let him feel he’s morally won?

You can’t say the guy doesn’t double down
No matter if it’s the worst idea in town.
A “floating wall” seems less than ideal
Especially when it is made of steel.
But nothing is too crazy to save law and order
When there’s SUCH a threat south of the border.

Kudos to the editors of the NY Post

For being integrity’s lonely host!

If Donnie wants to win a second term

Then try not to make the voters squirm

With ugly attacks on stupid topics…

Even if your base loves those optics.