Intermittent fasting is my routine

It helped me lose weight and get pretty lean.

I can’t speak to other claims people make

About its virtues or what else is at stake.

But losing some weight and getting fit?

Seems like it makes sense, you have to admit.

Okay, yeah, it costs money to commute

But surely this claim is ripe to refute…

Instead of viewing it as a pay cut

Perhaps it’s better to think maybe, but…

The past few years were a gift from above

Did I make any effort to save thereof?

As always at first it just seems insane

Another raw thought escaping his brain.

But what other ideas have there been

To solve the misery that Gaza’s in?

He wants Arab neighbors to foot the bill

And you’d think that would also be Allah’s will.

Well what a relief it is now to know

That whiskey is worse for you than blow!

This source may not be fully unbiased,

With a motive to get you the highest…

But nevertheless it puts me at ease

To know that they’re harmless, all of those keys.

The things making their way into our brains!

How did they GET there? Was it through our veins?

Add to that all the info escaping –

The lost brain cells from aging and vaping –

The picture’s not a pretty sight to see…

Plastic surrounding the thoughts of a flea.

If you’re at all like me then what you’ve thought

Is that there’s a few things that make you fraught

When you learn that there’s all these “sex parties”

Which last well beyond casual darties.

Who ever knew there was such a sex scene?

Unless of course you were Jeffrey Epstein…

“The dumbest trade war in all of history!”

Why we would start it is just a mystery.

So say the folks at the Wall Street Journal

Who have more than just a tiny kernel

Of knowledge about economic forces

And a clear view on how bad this course is.

When it comes to weather and predictions

It’s hard to have any strong convictions.

Most of the time weather forecasts are wrong

But like with economists we play along.

So why should we not put our faith in Phil?

He’s as good as the rest, or better still…

Best friends forever, between dog and man…

Life does not always go according to plan.

So when things happen that are just real bad

But then turn around, well it makes you glad.

Eight years apart and then reunited…!

Tales like that make me excited.

The crash was a result of DEI…!

Those democrats and scum who always try

To hire people for jobs they can’t do!

So says our leader in his twisted view.

But the circus of course does not stop there…

It’s Trump’s OWN PROGRAM he says is unfair.