Take a photo you can find anywhere

And the truth can soon be in disrepair

By simply making up crap on social media

Which acts as today’s encyclopedia.

How can people be so small-minded

And eagerly allow the truth to be blinded?

When you call yourself a “Dirty Trickster”

And boast about the time you fixed her

Lying and disrespecting the Secretary of State

And fueling a base that warms up to hate

I’d have to imagine that one of your fears

Is to be found guilty by a jury of your peers.

A curious headline, given all factors

Since this show is filled with many actors

Inside and outside the hearing room

Selling us their different visions of doom.

I think they’re all just trying to work us…

And if you elect some clowns, expect a circus.

An unusual surprise from the Supreme Court

Allowing families of victims to storm the fort!

A great solution and the most effective way –

Let markets be accountable, come what may.

As the right-leaning court allows this to go

It might deal gun advocates their biggest blow.

Trapped in a meeting that feels like jail

Time seems to move like an injured snail.

Then you look back to your life’s first dawn

And next thing you know, decades are gone.

But don’t think paying this crazy price to track it

Can make time any more precious as you lack it.

It’s not very hard to be confused

And all the data can leave you bruised.

If global warming is the problem at hand

Why’s the Polar Vortex hitting our land?

Turns out they’re linked by a protective cape,

Heat pulls away threads letting cold escape.

It doesn’t seem that hard, really.

And makes all our leaders look kinda silly.

These folks are objective and concerned

They like Trump, but don’t want to be burned.

If an impeachable offense has indeed occurred

Then let’s see the evidence – or else it’s absurd.

Of course it’s satire, but oh so good

And part of me thinks that maybe he would

Say yes to this offer, it would be a great deal!

If only… if only… it were actually real…

Everyone would get their desires filled.

Donnie makes money and we can rebuild.

Anonymous writers are making a choice

To hide their identity but not their voice.

Sometimes they do this for their own protection

Or to try to expand their literary connection.

But there is another reason we can add:

When what they write is just plain bad.

Can’t say I’m a fan of Big Bad Bill

Who seems to believe that an AG will

Do better to give Donnie a nice solution

Than to uphold the US Constitution.

So whoa, hang on, what have we here!

Does he want to make his conscience clear?