The Giants were up by 6 (shoulda been 7)

Which this year meant fans were in heaven.

When a black cat all of a sudden appears

Running routes down the field not seen in years.

Then New York lost, so was the cat bad luck,

Or is it simply just that the Giants suck?

POTUS and Biden are not peas in a pod.

That there’s only one of each, I really thank God.

They are far apart in most every way.

And may not even agree on the time of day.

But in one way they’re similar, now we know.

Donnie’s handwork here looks a lot like Joe!

Sometimes I really have to wonder

If common sense is going asunder.

Or is it just me who’s being uptight

And things like this are actually alright?

But given the number of shootings in school

Auctioning guns there seems pretty uncool.

If there’s one president who appeals to Donnie

It would have to be his fellow actor Ronnie

Whose simple question set politics aglow:

“Are you better off now than four years ago?”

But that might not be the current guy’s game

There’s an even split: better, worse, and the same.

I’ve heard people say he’s a “dilletante”

But honestly that just makes me want

To know what the heck that word means

‘Cuz it’s the kind of word used by college deans.

Whatever the case this news is good

He’s a lightweight dude in the wrong neighborhood.

He’s a dedicated public servant

So I don’t want to be too fervent

In showing support to have him go

And let some new blood run the show.

But Colbert is right when he points out

Joe can’t keep his foot out of his snout.

Like all things it depends on perspective

And this House vote is certainly reflective

Of the polarity we know we have today

And the feeling that things just aren’t ok.

For half the country it’s a great treat…

The other half thinks it’s a trick they will beat.

Certainly it’s a complicated situation

But I think this move will help the nation.

Lying politicians are on both sides of the aisle

And social media platforms allow them to dial

Up their ability to leave facts all wrecked.

At least this keeps that partially checked.

So you come to America as a kid

Put on a uniform (while others hid)

Fight for America with total passion

Are wounded in combat in brutal fashion

But continue to serve and do what’s right

Only so talking heads can say you bite.

These days it comes as no surprise

To learn that humans have their eyes

On eating loads of foraged nuts.

Of course they’re good, but what’s

So apparent, even if you’re lazy,

Is how many people are acting crazy.