On a single day on both sides of the ocean
Two great democracies were thrown into commotion.
The most inspiring nations the world ever saw
Are having their leaders rebuked for maybe breaking the law.
Meanwhile Putin has made the danger complete
By stating liberal democracies are now obsolete.

The thing about impeachment not very zen

Is it will likely result in Donnie’s victory again.

The GOP-led Senate won’t close the deal

And his supporters will shout persecution is real.

But it’s also crucial to enforce the law of the land.

Without setting precedent, our nation will disband.

While I can’t say I’m a fan of social law

It sure would have changed the political draw

Had this been in place during the US election

It would have forced a very different selection.

No pre-marital sex or insulting the President?

Donnie would be in jail, not the White House resident.

Another great idea from the same wing nut

Who wants a ban on bonuses to be a thing, but

It seems he also wants to cut down on work

So at least he’s consistent, if still a jerk.

I’m all for having balance in your life…

But with his ideas I’d need a very rich wife.

When you lose a dog your heart erupts.

The silence of the house constantly disrupts

Everything you thought was good and sure,

A dog’s love for you is the epitome of pure.

So it’s no surprise they took such measures

To reunite with one of life’s best treasures.

Perhaps “opinion” is a contributing factor

Though it’s funny coming from this bad actor.

Seems like the problems are more related

To the comments directed at those who donated

To the campaigns of leaders who then try

To keep their core happy and simply lie.

The Area 51 event was kind of a bust

Not terrible, but, well it was simply just

That not many people really attended

And zero aliens came by to be friended.

But perhaps they had been a bit distracted

By the way our Navy pilots reacted…!

So it looks like it takes 400 sick and 8 dead

For the government to decide it’s time to tread

On the rights of the people to have access to

These dangerous items that are bad for you!

Vapes should be banned, they pose such a threat!

But assault rifles and ammo? Well, that you can get.

The brownface costume was a bad call,

But it was an Arabian Nights party after all…

And the baggage there is not nearly so great

As a blackface parody full of racist hate.

Still, the young PM acknowledged the facts

And apologized for his careless acts.

He’s been the franchise QB since 2005

Almost always keeping playoff hopes alive.

Bad coaching and cheap deals in the latter years

Have stained one of football’s best careers.

And then when told he’ll be on the bench

Eli behaved like a champ, a total mensch.