Why

If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…


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E Pluribus Unum

It’s the motto inscribed on every American coin.

It means “from many, one” and with it you join

The experiment in democracy that is our nation

Where diversity itself is our very foundation.

Listen to the fears of this extraordinary person –

Lack of unity today makes national security worsen.


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Ohhhh… Canada!

Yup, that’s the First Lady giving a look

Which could make any fella want to book

Some time alone with such a lady.

And since her husband is so shady

Perhaps she’s making her own backup plan

If Donnie wins 2020, and is still her man…


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Sure. Why not?

Joe Walsh has thrown his hat in the ring

And mostly that’s a very good thing.

He’s as repugnant as any of the political breed

Who rail at others for the lives they lead

But have done very little with nothing achieved

Still, any challenge to Donnie is well received.


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It’s an emergency alright…

POTUS has ordered American firms

To stop business in China, on his terms.

The GOP claims to hate DC interference!

Will anyone call out this incoherence?

He has the power to do it and is prepared,

Provided a national emergency is declared…


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Redefining Blowhard

“I got it! I got it!” he apparently said

As a stable genius idea entered his head.

No doubt hurricanes are a very big threat

And we should do what we can in order to get

A higher level of safety to protect our nation.

But by creating a nuclear battle station…?


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Time for a change

How frightening is this new court ruling?

You read it and think they’ve got to be fooling.

The Electoral College is flawed enough

But now its deficiencies have new stuff.

If this court ruling is allowed to stand

538 people choose the leader of the land.


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Very Fox-y

In a move that could come as no surprise

To anyone on the planet with ears and eyes

The former Press Secretary is now a pundit.

Fox saw her good work and wanted to fund it.

Sarah will no longer report to the Prez,

Instead he’ll now do whatever she says.


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National debt-saster

In Donnie’s unique and ridiculous way

He says the economy is beyond okay,

But then announces he’ll cut taxes again

As if there never needs to be a time when

We pay down debt and the budget is repaired.

Take a look at this link and try not to be scared…


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A maverick still

As we approach the anniversary of his loss

It’s increasingly difficult to be able to gloss

Over the stark contrast between this man

And the one in the White House with the fake tan.

McCain was a man of both substance and style

While Donnie knows only how to spew bile.


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Who responds to this?

Generally things continue to be done

When they seem to work, or are just fun.

Which begs a question about this news…

It’s just after work and you’ve had some booze
On the phone is a recording by some jerks.
You’re telling me this actually works…?!