Why

If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…


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An unholy alliance

Evangelicals believe that they’ve been wronged

By liberals and others who have never belonged

To any God loving church or institution

Which is respectful of their resolution.

Why they like Donnie is not so clear…

But, the Religious Left must reappear.

 


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It’s just horrible

It’s his strategy, his way to win.

The plan is to destroy from within.

Make temp appointments that don’t need

Congressional approval to proceed.

Then put in place people so splendid

They think their own agencies should be ended.


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A Giant Socialist Island

Donnie loves making real estate deals

And now it seems he kinda feels

America should own the largest island!

He’s been thinking about it for a while and

I think it would truly be just great

If Trump were to buy a socialist state.


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No head of intelligence…

Our Director of Intelligence steps down today

As does his Deputy, which is not okay.

This person coordinates all 17 groups

That serve as our nation’s covert snoops.

There is no permanent replacement in sight…

A metaphor, perhaps, for our national plight?


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Well, can they babysit?

Being a parent is hard enough

No manuals to use, it can be tough.

Now it seems some ghosts are here

Which, of course, may cause some fear.

But in my recollection of those days for me

We’d be more likely to ask their hourly fee.


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You gotta see this

Simone Biles was determined, you see

To stick a triple double and make history.

It is unimaginable how you get that done –

Three twists and two flips starting from a run…

She did it and allowed a smile on her face!

A crowning achievement, earned with grace.


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Mooch better…?

An opportunist just like his old boss
The Mooch doesn’t do well with a loss.
Hard not to suspect an ulterior motive
When a guy like him finally takes note of
The full insecurity of the man he supported.
Is it Donnie – or his morals – that he’s aborted?


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Coal to Cool

This is America at its best…!

A deep red state in the West

Long dependent on coal and oil

Now making strides to plough new soil.

They’re not pointing fingers for their trouble

They’re creating solutions, on the double.


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Destination Funerals

College is wasted on youth, it’s said.

And funerals are wasted on the dead!

Have a big party before you die

Then you actually can say goodbye.

We may not know when our time will come

So always be ready to bang the drum!


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Remote uncontrol

Working from home can be a pleasure

And provides your colleagues with some treasure

Of usually harmless goofs and gaffes

That mostly just result in laughs.

But sorry to say it’s also true

They sometimes get a disturbing view!