I’ve always heard Chicago is wild

Ever since I was a little child.

But I had a different image in mind!

Like the Blues Brothers and their kind.

THIS type of wildlife is much less appealing.

Most locals I bet would share that feeling…

So amazing, what they have done!

This soccer team is second to none.

And bless them as well for the equity fight

And going after what they feel is right.

But Donnie’s point should be part of the cure –

If the revenue’s there, then equal pay for sure.

First of all, yes, it’s a real issue to solve.

But seriously, do parents need to involve

Paid coaches to offer all sorts of advice

That’s painfully obvious, at a very high price?

No wonder these kids are stuck to a screen

When parents like us have bad mental hygiene.

Finally it’s all starting to make sense
Why Donnie and his sidekick Michael Pence
Would want to Make America Great Again
Since – wow! – their image of the country then
Is filled with forward thinking and evolution…
Like defending our airports in the Revolution!

Holy Moly what bizarre planning!
They pick a day when we’re all manning
Outdoor grills and kegs of beer
Getting fairly loaded, that much is clear.
Yet this is the day more aliens choose
To take their annual Earthly cruise…!

Who says there’s no “me” in everything?
July 4th is a perfect day to sing
Praises to Donnie, your favorite Prez!
At least, of course, that’s what he says…
There’s no executive order yet, to cheer,
But no doubt he wants it – ALL days of the year.

It’s an interesting approach, I must admit

To fill key roles with a sort of strange fit.

Like putting coal executives in the EPA

Or a critic of the Fed to work with Jay.

Different views are key for the best outcome.

But this feels like mockery, and is kinda dumb.

Even without their tournament star

The US Team was stronger by far!

Okay, maybe it was pretty close…

But our amazing athletes gave a dose

Of powerful teamwork, no matter what,

And look what happened – they kicked butt!

A trillion dollars isn’t what it used to be…

And money, of course, can’t set you free!

But I, for one, would be willing to say

That it would likely be a pretty good day

And my world would be a better place

With just a small fraction off the face…!

Well good heavens, what’s this we see?

The first president to cross the DMZ!

A warm welcome indeed on the North side,

Smiles and photos and arms opened wide.

Donnie never wants to be outdone,

But this is one giant leap for Kim Jong Un.