I’m sure many find this to lack credibility.

Fake news run amok, with no civility.

On the other hand, cheating in this game?

He without sin may be first to cast blame!

And then of course there’s the rest of his record…

Safe to say Donnie’s integrity is checkered.

Oh, I’m a huge fan of potato chips.

I savor each time they come to my lips.

Every night with a drink I eat one bowl,

Without that control, I’d eat the bag whole.

Can you BELIEVE this news? I would have cried.

$5 million in damages is soooo justified!

Okay, now things are getting serious.

The world is bad, but this is mysterious.

Yes, for sure, you know how I feel –

Rhymes are what will help you deal!

But people, come on! Where’s your sense?

Not having sex is simply dense!

We fought a Revolution to leave their rule,

But we get along well now, it’s all cool.

So could we borrow this plan from the UK crown?

If the PMs pass her Brexit plan, May will step down.

Donnie should totally play that game…

We give him his wall, he does the same!

Okay, so now it seems scientifically proven!

The way to get people mentally groovin’

Is to take hard things, like science – or life –

And cut through the complexity, as with a knife,

By using RHYMES to help everyone get a grip.

They’re everywhere now! Just let ‘em rip…

Well maybe this makes total sense.

Business has dropped and things are tense.

“Supersize it!” was beyond idiotic,

Making fries and soda a lethal narcotic.

So let’s see what these robot-men do!

Like maybe come up with a new menu…?

4.7 million Brits have signed a petition

To hold another vote on the UK’s ambition

To separate itself from its EU neighbors

And keep for its own the fruit of their labors.

The first vote now they think was a mistake.

If only we could get the same break…!

Back in ’08 as we looked into the abyss

Things seemed mighty grim and terribly amiss.

We’ve come so far since those dark days,

Yet still we’re missing the happy bouquets.

People fear loneliness, drugs and terrible crimes…

What can I say? These times need rhymes!

We’re trusting Mueller as the voice of reason,

Should the President be absolved of all treason.

That would be good news for the nation!

Though his “told you so” would be an irritation.

None of which means the report was a waste –

34 people were indicted in this case.

The shots rang out and one week later
Assault rifles were banned and even greater
The Prime Minister refuses to utter his name
Depriving the murderer of his ill-gained fame.
She also passed law that his video is banned.
THAT’s how you protect people in a free land.