Remember when you snuck that first swig?

Perhaps at a BBQ or some other gig.

You were too young but it was so cool

To be a bold rebel and to break a rule.

But what a shock when you had a taste!

The future is bright for drinks weed-laced…

Back when Bill Clinton was running around

With personal morals built on shaky ground,

Both Kavanaugh and Barr convincingly wrote

That Congress has an obligation to smote

The President should he have gone astray

In his legal conduct, in any way…

Sometimes coincidence is just that.
Other times it points to a very large vat
Of connections and intrigue and dark links
Which when added all up just really stinks.
Hard to believe there isn’t more going on
And that all these clowns aren’t part of the con.

I don’t believe it has come to this…
Will they next have a law to be sure we piss?
Or perhaps a mandate – in the cold wear a glove.
At least be helpful and pass a law to make love!
It’s not that I think it’s good to hate,
It’s just not a thing you can legislate.

North Korea is building missiles again

Forbes lowered his rank among rich men

Deficits are growing, both budget and trade

Lower tax refunds are making people feel played

And GOP senators have rejected his plea

That immigration is a national emergency.

Gotta give props to this social media queen.

She figured it out and is hitting the scene.

Then add to her profile some PC bombs

Like the fact that now she has two moms!

Yup, she’s super dialed and smoking hot.

So everyone loves her! Or maybe not…

It’s a bittersweet day indeed for me

Because Mikey B is the guy I see

As being the best of all to lead the nation

Out of this terrible diseased mutation.

But he did the work and he self-assessed,

From the White House he wouldn’t give us his best.

First they enable the opioid crisis
Doing more damage to America than even ISIS.
They made a fortune and built an aura
As philanthropists who are working for a
Better world filled with arts and culture.
But their true color, it seems, is of a vulture.

Yup, it really went all the way.

This black dude befriended the KKK

Then took the Grand Wizard for all he had!

Which made the Nazis think this brother was bad…

So they appointed him leader with full power,

Now he’s taking them down this very hour!

Okay, so a cannabis brand will do its persuading

With an aging doyenne guilty of insider trading.

What market exactly are they going after?

Because all I hear from this news is laughter!

Yes, they need new customers to expand.

But, um, my dog for one is no fan of her brand…