When Obama took office Mitch McConnell said

The GOP’s job was to kill his every bill dead.

That was as boorish and stupid as can be,

Promoting the Party more than you and me.

And now the Dems have lost their mind,

Threatening moderates of their own kind.

A fundamental problem the left will face

Is accepting the fact that Donnie’s disgrace

Is less important than America winning

And strength is needed as an underpinning.

His failure with Rocket Man seems unrelated,

But the Cohen Hearing was poorly dated.

The separation of church and state is core

To our freedom of religion and much more.

But why should it be a problem at all

For a monument honoring soldiers who fall

To reflect their beliefs and religious brand

Even if it stands on public land?

“The universe is expanding faster than it should be.”

Of course it is, that’s something anyone could see.

Wait, what?! Who on earth, or other planets,

Is able to track this speed and how it began its

Infinite expansion to… wherever.

Either it’s a joke, or they’re clever.

I believe in the arts and in showbiz.

But the awards charade ain’t where the flow is.

Maybe I’m blah but the programs seem witless.

Or perhaps it’s simply that they bore me

A lot. Then again maybe I’m just forlorn,

Since the crystal-clear best was A Star is Born!

Those poor graduates of Harvard Business School!

Felt they’ve squandered their lives, stuck as a mule.

These are the people who can do anything.

How can it be possible that so many cling

To a life they hate with no perceived out?

That’s a choice being made, so let’s not pout.

He’s also 77 and also has a billion bucks!

I suppose it’s impressive that he still

Feels youthful and sprite and ready to go…

Though maybe viagra was part of the show?

But really the question that is confusing

Is why was it this place these guys were using?

77 years old, 5 billion bucks, and 6 rings…

Hard to imagine many stranger things!

It’s the oldest profession, the power is strong.

Decide for yourself if it’s right or wrong.

But a strip mall parlor? You’d think this dude

Would have some options a bit less crude!

As if there weren’t actual bias and hate

A small screen star went and took the bait.

A tragic squander of credibility and time…

Like we don’t know there’s a big hill to climb?

It would be like Donnie saying he was hit

By a gang of liberals. Yeah, no… wonder.

Of course Mr. Abe won’t say if it’s true.

That it breaks Nobel rules, that’s reason 2…

#1 is that it’s a joke what’s been done,

Despite the good work with Kim Jong Un.

Did Shinzo know it’s to make conflicts cease?

Or did he think it’s to honor the best hair “Piece”?