Mad Dog Mattis is wise and seasoned

His worldview shaped by experience and reason.

Allies and morals are what create power

So we’re now heading into a very dark hour.

Donnie dismisses both of these on a whim

Our generals have spoken: chance of victory is slim.

There aren’t that many troops to start with

But bringing them home does indeed part with

The wishes of the Pentagon and advisors

And all ISIS terrorist survivors.

But who cares what they all say?

Vlad says withdrawal is the right play!

So Donnie’s longtime pal and trusted advisor

Joins forces with InfoWars to create a geyser

Of lies and defamation against a Chinese guy

Who apparently triggered his wrath just by

Putting Beijing’s corruption on public notice.

But there’s NO WAY he would lie for the POTUS!

Incarceration and jail time is one thing

But THIS is truly a very dumb thing!

If guilty no doubt he’d be pardoned

And never do time and get “hardened”.

But pissed off witches will never settle

For anything less than a boiling tar kettle.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a miniature article that filled me with cheer.

The NJ Dems tried something foolish

But party leaders said it was toolish.

They thought for a bit and then made a choice

To abandon the plan, and for this we rejoice.

This dude is sooo good with catchy phrases

And nicknames for things he hates and praises.

But Donnie is doing as Donnie has done –

Anything he wants since he has won!

People were hopeful he’d open the drain.

But seems everyone’s in it for their own gain.

Hypocrisy generates the loudest squawks,

When honesty scatters and the truth walks.

So it’s pretty important to shine a light

On the New Jersey Democrats’ misguided fight

To gerrymander the system, rigged and gamed.

This sucks too.  They should be ashamed.

I have to admit I never knew the lyrics

And reading them now makes me fear it’s

Certainly got some creepy verse

But only if you think the worst.

To me the oddest part of this whole thing

Is that it became a Christmas song to sing!

Every so often ideas are floated

So terribly stupid they can’t be coated

In any language to make them better

They simply suck, right down to the letter.

We do no favors to the next generation

By making life easy in a pampered nation.

The leaders of our country were on TV.

Political theater for all to see.

Not one was distinguished in any way.

Though the Veep as usual had nothing to say.

Donnie wants money to build his wall.

But isn’t Mexico the place to call…?