They’re starting to come out of the shadows.

Republicans taking a swipe at those

Who mindlessly follow every tweet

Supposedly fighting against the elite.

Bill Frist is standing up for the core

Of conservative values – now we need more.

At this point now it seems pretty clear

If you were Donnie, you’d have some fear.

But the law itself about hush money

Is just one piece of the stripper and bunny.

How can there not be bipartisan disgust

Rather than letting him sow all this mistrust?

A bone spur kept Don home from war

But not from playing golf galore.

He loves and hates the military hero –

His own service? That’s a zero.

He put four Generals on the Cabinet.

Then reacted like the same pole of a magnet.

The National Security Council said hold on

When Jared and MBS got their gold on

And bonded over being sons of rich dudes

With new jobs and responsibilities that now includes

Issues that affect our national security

As well as killing and moral impurity.

Aside from the headline, which is ironic,

And his lack of class, which is chronic,

There isn’t much of an issue here

Other than showing just how sheer

And flimsy is the thinking that Donnie will give

To policies that impact how people live.

Though they didn’t come up with the idea,

North Carolina first had this diarrhea,

Wisconsin Republicans have embraced it.

Orderly transfer? They’ve replaced it!

It’s true that nothing illegal’s been done.

But they wouldn’t have done it had they won.

Yes they wear white coats and are boring,

And rarely get the party soaring.

But scientists have a role to play.

Like helping us live another day.

The carbon count just keeps on rising

While Donnie does no analyzing.

A surprising legal strategy, that is for sure.

Being Donnie’s lawyer would be hard to endure.

Hey Mikey, he likes it! At least he did for a while.

But not so much once targeted for trial.

So he decided best to let it all out.

Only time will tell with what fallout.

Its ad campaign heralds the Golden Rule.

Which makes Marriott look like an epic tool.

Half a billion people, laid out bare.

These hospitality execs better care.

But can this sore get any lube?

It’s more like toothpaste out of the tube.

LMAGA sounds a bit like a gender,

And not one to find in your bed, post bender.

But it turns out Donnie did as Donnie does

And his active slogan in the campaign was

Borrowed from someone much less shady.

Ronald Reagan used it in 1980!