The core of our strength is not that complex.

It depends on institutions the public respects.

Yet Donnie sits like an infantile brat

Whining and disparaging anything that

Delays his gratification by any length of time

No matter the damage to your land and mine.

Seems like this is hardly the same

As Hillary Clinton’s use of a private domain.

But it does highlight a useful rule of thumb.

Which is, quite simply, don’t be dumb.

Her daddy won by making this a case!

Is there no common sense behind that face?

Lacy and skimpy and totally unreal

The VS dream was such a hot deal.

But now fantasy options are much more abundant

And softer suggestion has been made redundant.

Still I wouldn’t bet that sex doesn’t sell.

It’s just, um, harder now to do it well.

Bad behavior is bad behavior.

And it always tries to find a savior.

The Dems should do as Fox just did

When it joined against Donnie’s bid

To keep Acosta from the White House grounds

And work with the right to put FB in bounds.

That wasn’t so hard, was it?

And some unity found because of it.

There are clear cases of right and wrong.

Like Schumer or Pence wearing a thong.

Everyone would agree that is simply awful,

Let’s do the same when things aren’t lawful.

The Federalist Society is as right wing as it comes.

And wants to load the courts with all of its chums.

Agree or not is beside the case

Because this body is filling a unique place…

Finally a group from his side of the aisle

Is calling out Donnie for his illegal bile.

How can this question truly be asked?

It’s so far from the point and only masks

That votes are so close they must be recounted!

There’s no wave at all, that can’t be doubted.

Most important is that winners of each election

Work for all constituents, not just their selection.

So Donnie’s advisors said come and see

The offshore cash of these tech companies.

They squirreled it away to avoid paying tax

But for the right offer they might bring it back.

“Invest in people at home when you switch!”

Instead the investors and brass are more rich.

As much as I love my parental units
I think I might rather take up with the eunuchs
Than to put myself through the incredible ordeal
Of having them come to my workplace to steal
Some glimpses of me as I do what I do.
Good Lord in heaven, this couldn’t be true!

I don’t know much about Dan Crenshaw

Other than he’s a Navy SEAL who then saw

The chance to serve again from a different view

And is now a Rep from TX District 2.

He and the liberal comics at SNL

Just showed us all how to live together well.