Why

If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…


Thank whatever deity you follow

There’s such a bond between dog and boy.

Perhaps rooted in their undisguised joy

Taking delight in the simple pleasures

Offered by nature’s beautiful treasures.

Gideon, thank you for the work you do!

And for love between those with four legs and two.


Claro

It did always strike me as slightly strange

That a child born here is allowed to exchange

Her parents’ homeland for citizenship here.

But it’s right there in 14, a script we hold dear!

When ICE can deport you, it’s a contradiction

To say immigrants aren’t subject to jurisdiction.


Divided we fall

I wonder what would happen if

We really tried to end this tiff.

And started talking about shared goals

Rather than process, on fringy poles.

Is it really true that we disagree

On what America can truly be?


Not that far

When in the house or in the car

The temperature sometimes goes too far

Towards hot or cold and comfort is lost,

But the response often leaves reason tossed,

Cranking the thermostat to the opposite extreme

Look around us today and that’s politics, it seems.


Maybe an apple a day?

Our healthcare system is quite the mix

Of best in the world, but needing a fix.

The care itself is beyond compare.

But the pricing of it just doesn’t seem fair.

And don’t forget pre-existing conditions.

Now all the critics have it as a mission.


And yet again

Unspeakable tragedy strikes again

Schools, churches, synagogues and then

Donnie says something must be done,

Perhaps put a guard there, with a gun.

We’re neck high in a barrel of fuel, it’s insane.

Collecting matches instead of finding a drain.


So here’s the problem

What do you do when someone claims

That down is up, and goes on to blame

Gravity for disproving the notion

As if not law, but a random emotion?

The same is so with this crazy Prez.

Nothing is true, except what he says.


Can we include self-tanner?

Megyn Kelly tripped up on the obvious.

Facepaint makes no one say “Ah, be us.”

Some taboos you just can’t touch

The pain they’ve caused is far too much.

But don’t think Megyn had no point.

The PC police do run the joint.


Nothing comes from nothing

It must be hard when you talk so much

Selling fabrications as a political crutch

To be forced by weenies whose sage advice is

To protect the country with secure devices.

But Donnie ignores their annoying chatter.

With nothing in his head, what does it matter?


Follow the money

Some say Soros is funding the Caravan

Yeah… and Black Lives Matter gets money from the Klan.

This is as bad for blue election hopes

As when Comey put them on the ropes.

More likely Sheldon is paying this bill

To help the GOP keep the Hill!