Over $5 billion is being spent

On midterm elections, track where it went.

Almost even between red and blue

Each party vying for a political coup.

Does this not make everyone totally sick?!

Abolish or redirect it, that would be a neat trick.

Hard to know why people care

Unless it’s a bathroom they don’t want to share.

Who cares what gender pops out at birth?

Gender alone does not define worth.

Why not be allowed their place in a store?

Why restrict them from going off to war?

From Doubting Thomas to many more

“Seeing is believing” is standard lore.

But in this cycle of incessant news

When people only listen to their own views,

The newest threat is even greater

Manipulated images to fuel the haters.

Sometimes it’s just so easy to tell

That the story you’re hearing will not end well.

Such is the case with this Caravan.

Headed north to the border without a plan.

Donnie is calling his soldiers to defend us,

Cuz those scary refugees aren’t here to befriend us.

Got to love our friends to the North

Friendly people, wise and so forth.

Today they’re enjoying a new kind of high.

Regulated! Controlled! And legal to buy!

Canada is now the first of the G7

To let its people enjoy this small bit of heaven.

Maybe it was a 400 lb coder on his bed.

Or maybe, possibly, anyone instead.

Or maybe it was killers gone rogue.

Or maybe it was an editor at Vogue.

Or maybe it’s a story you’re trying to finesse.

Or then again maybe it was just MBS…

Maybe not a scam because it is partly true

But totally ridiculous, through and through.

Why hang your headdress on this little matter?

It feeds the folly and pointless chatter.

That being said, this much is true…

Donnie’s $1 million is owed to you!

How can it be that the GOP

Grows the deficit and just says “oh gee…”?

What happened to the party of fiscal responsibility

That met sodomy and debt with equal hostility?

Now debt’s okay but sodomy’s still smut?

In both cases we still take it in the butt.

A big new case is set to dispute

The use of race in Harvard’s pursuit

Of assembling a class brimming with people

Who will soar to the sky like a shining steeple.

Diversity is central to their master plan!

In all forms but thought, you understand…

It appears we have now hit a new low!

Assumption and rage are stealing the show.

A 9 year old’s bag bumped her as he passed.

She calls the cops for grabbing her ass.

The boy just stands there his eyes full of tears.

She screams in her phone and fills him with fear.