Why

If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…


No Mas

Dems are crowing that finally there are more

People who like Mueller than Donnie Galore.

But what will they do if they win in November?

Return Nancy Pelosi as the top member!

No wonder the red states are totally frustrated.

When the blind and tone deaf get reinstated.


Mr. Mom

It seems a little creepy to call your wife Mother.

But do what you want if you don’t hurt another.

On that basis, Mr. Mom, there’s another tale.

When it comes to health care, you utterly fail.

If midterm elections go your way,

You’ve committed to kill the ACA.


Enquiring Minds

Long before the term ‘fake news’ got started

Checkout tabloids reported on celebrities who farted.

No one thought a single story was true

Or if anyone did it was at least very few.

So why buy his stories for a big chunk of change?

Donnie is making our world too strange.


Maverick

You don’t have to agree with all of his views

To know this Lion of the Senate is painful to lose.

He reached across the aisle and was true to his mind,

A war hero, a public servant, and usually kind.

Where might we be had he chosen better?

Seriously, did anyone even vet her…?


What a Session

Who would have thought that he should not go?
He’s a weasel, an imp, and of most good things a foe.
But he also stands as one line of defense
Against Donnie’s ideas that make no sense.
And that list can be really, really big.