As you go about dismantling things

While rebuilding a land ruled by kings

You might want to think ahead just a bit

Because even though you don’t give a shit

About pesky laws and consequences

You still might need some legal defenses.

All of the trophies for just showing up

Might be the reason things are blowing up.

So I’m glad to see the pendulum swing

And with it I hope that it will soon bring

Greater strength in people to deal with strife

And all our differences that enrich life.

I want what’s best for America too

But it does seem odd that there’ve been so few

Nations willing to push back against us.

They may wave their hands and make a small fuss

But generally seem to just go along

Since Trump bashes around and is headstrong.

It really is a complicated matter.

It’s true we can’t let illegals shatter

The law of the land and our good life here

But there are some problems, it would appear

With the enforcement of this Trump card…

Since not enough people want to work hard.

Couldn’t have happened to two better folks…

Peddling nonsense and every new hoax,

These two succeeded in casting deep doubt

On everything our great nation’s about.

And now all their faithful are at a loss!

This just might become MAGA’s albatross.

Elon is a complicated person

Who sometimes makes his reputation worsen

By acting out in some fairly strange ways.

But most of the issues that he will raise

Are pretty important and should get done…

Like fixing the federal deficit for one.

I don’t know the science behind the scourge

But plastic pollution has seen a big surge.

If you go for a walk on any beach

It’s insane how much of it is in reach.

I hope the industry finds a solution

Because as of now it’s the worst pollution.

Sometimes it just becomes far too funny

Hypocrisy as thick as cold honey.

While the Right breaks laws all over the place

How could this be written with a straight face?!

I’m no fan of Mamdani, but c’mon…

We’re being led right now by a Mafia Don.

Imagine serving your country in combat

Only to come home and discover that

All the freedom that you were fighting for

Are simply not yours to have anymore…

Arrested and detained with zero cause?!

It should give all Vets a little pause.

If it’s not one thing then it’s another!

Trump is relentless and he will smother

All the norms our society has built

And he’ll do it with precisely no guilt.

All farmers out there should take down some notes…

And open golf courses if they’re sick of goats.