Why

If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…


Source: The Washington Post

Um, what about your HUSBAND?

So you can’t see the forest for the trees…

Usha seems to wear her blinders with ease.

She’s gotta problem with Donald J. Trump…?

But her guy is okay! Well that’s a big jump.

She hates DJT for the Jan 6 coup,

While her husband says he’d have forced it through.


Source: The Daily Beast

Kinda Weird

There’s plenty of weird when it comes to people

In fact it’s humanity’s common steeple.

It’s not just the Left or only the Right

Weird people are everywhere in plain sight.

Except for one group that has more than its share…

The Trump-loving tech bro billionaire.


Source: The New York Times

Break the Fever

Mayor Pete has a knack to make things clear

With simple allegories people hear.

It’s the first time I’ve heard it put this way –

Trump is a fever that won’t go away…

A lot of smart people have been consumed

And I hope real Republicans can be exhumed.


Source: Fox News

Work Environment? Really?

There’s a lot that the Right can choose to say

About their opponent, Special K.

But I have to think it’s a weak attack

For them to decide they wanna talk smack

About her being a terrible boss…

The noose for Mike Pence? Yeah, that’s a Trump loss.


Source: The Guardian

Tubular Dude!

Hard to believe but this is the real thing.

An actual photo that’s breathtaking.

Snapped at just the right time, man what a scene!

A pro with the lens, and a surfing dean.

It doesn’t much capture the sport’s glory

But it sure does tell an amazing story.


Source: The Guardian

Tightening the Message

Now this is starting to make some more sense

As the Dems no longer play just defense.

Their message didn’t really resonate

But now there’s the chance to recalibrate.

Keeping it simple is a good technique…

It helps to point out that Trump is a freak.


Source: The Wall Street Journal

JD’s Bad Day

Hilary was a bad politician

Too removed from the human condition.

JD however is just not the same

He knows people well and is playing the game.

But his calculations may come up short…

Anything can happen in the people’s court.


Source: The Daily Beast

Whoops

I don’t believe that it’s happened before

Because he’s a guy I kinda abhor

But lo and behold I agree with Ben!

The race for president started again.

And with Kamala now his opponent

Trump needs a different VP component.


Source: The Washington Post

Ground Control to Major Butch

Hard to imagine what goes through the head

Of these astronauts holding by a thread.

Stuck in space for several months already

Their training is all that keeps their nerves steady.

I hope the groundcrew has its act together

And these guys make it home, for sure not whether…


Source: Bloomberg

Crazy Prices Lower

Oh, poor Bill Ackman mispriced his big raise

So my heart goes out to him, as always.

Suffering so much as billionaires do

He might be worth less, at least in his view.

But maybe it wouldn’t have been so dreary

If he hadn’t pushed a conspiracy theory.