At long last I won’t lose any sleep at night

Now that Elon has resolved his tough plight.

I was worried about his financial future!

Such relief now that he won’t be a moocher.

And I just can’t wait to hear all about

Him making more money with bots, no doubt.

I don’t really get the Court’s ruling here

The right wing rationale just isn’t clear.

If abortion breaks the law of the land

This seems to be an unusual stand.

It’s not okay done with a doctor’s skill

But sure go ahead by taking a pill?

Biden is taking the high moral path

But it’s not too hard to do all the math…

Hopefully he can gain some real traction

With voters in the ethical faction.

But if he loses the next election?

I think Hunter walks, a pardon selection.

I suppose in a cycle when it seems

That we’re in the worst of our very worst dreams

The threat of deepfakes can take a back seat

And really won’t cause us to miss a beat

Since any evil they could be giving

Couldn’t be much worse than what we’re living.

Single use plastics are found everywhere

Used with reckless abandon, people don’t care.

Recycling is not a real solution –

Only 4% and the rest is pollution.

But man is it useful, so what can we do?

We need some smart folks to find a breakthrough.

In the one where things are incredibly good
You’d imagine that the people in it would
Be grateful for their bounty and good luck
But instead they think that we really suck.
They don’t seem to believe that their success
Has much to do with our country, not less.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again

There’s little more horrible on the planet than

This vile man and the things he has done

To profit from the mayhem of a gun.

There’s no place in Hell that could be too hot

For his evil soul to eternally rot.

I can’t say I know that much about crack…

But most of my family is now cutting back!

I did find a few pipes on my loved ones

Then decided we should go get some guns.

I guess I just didn’t know what else to do…

It was a terrible week to stop sniffing glue.

So the next big frontier in robotics

Actually isn’t probing erotics…

But does address another daily need

And no it isn’t smoking weed…

Robots are starting to make us our lunch

Mechanical hands helping us munch.

The problem with people is that they’re slow

To fully understand that when you go

To a place where any wild beasts roam

Those beasts consider that place to be home.

And then when you act a bit like a clown

Yeah, your infant might just get tossed around.