This fabulous leader now on the scene

Is establishing herself as the queen

Of thoughtful discourse and conversation

To further strengthen our lovely nation.

Now she’s giving us another fine smooch

By suggesting she kill the president’s pooch.

It certainly comes as no huge surprise

That Trump’s accountants would try to devise

A scheme to misrepresent all the facts

And deceive investors among other acts

To enrich Trump’s cronies using pure fraud

Because the business itself is badly flawed.

What a weird turn for the new GOP

When one of its bright stars can hardly see

The very behaviors he claims to hate

Are now things he’s going to legislate!

All those “elites” with their controlling voice…

To fix that he’ll limit consumer choice.

Of course it’s a controversial measure

And Biden hopes it’s political treasure.

He’s struggling with the young people’s vote

And thinks this might be something they note.

That aside it’s good policy to me…

And 70 percent of adults agree.

It’s hard to imagine what life is like

Living on a machine that’s meant to strike

With the deadliest power known to man

While couped up in a harrowing can

Traveling under the oceans and ice

Wondering if war will put them in its vise.

If you want democracy to succeed

There are two key inputs that you will need.

Education is one, that is for sure.

And, I believe, a military tour.

Not just “service” very broadly defined…

National Boot Camp to keep us aligned.

 So the funny thing about this hot guest

Isn’t so much about how hot she dressed

Or that she flaunted her hot bod around

Or that her hot aura was too profound…

She files these lawsuits, dozens no less

And basically is just a big hot mess.

So what question could you possibly pose

To Dear Abby when everyone knows

It’s perfectly normal, this behavior…

Your own little place, sure what a savior!

That marriage is healthy, no need to fear.

You’re good for the long haul, that much is clear.

Hearing this you may be tempted to think

Nothing new here! They’re always on the brink

Of checking out and not being present,

Pretty much an emotional peasant!

But this is purely a workforce arrangement…

Which may also lead to some estrangement.

Scientists have a way to explain it

And the stingray sure hopes they campaign it.

Otherwise she’s got some explaining to do!

It’s hard to get pregnant if you don’t screw.

The other potential, if just a smidgen –

Perhaps it’s the start of a new religion…