Why

If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Modern Warfare

Forget cyberattacks and virtual war

The horrors of battle are increasing more.

Imagine swarms of drones descending down

Just the size of flies and invading your town.

Undetected and lethal and hitting hard

They’d be able to catch us all off guard.


Source: Bloomberg

Vicuna Value Vandals

The world has become one massive trade zone

And you’d like to think that markets have shown

There’s merit in making your partners whole

Rather than treating them as if you stole

Their goods or services for a mere song.

This exploitation is simply wrong.


Source: NBC News

A Bit Disappointing

The guy has a lot of hurdles to climb.

What he doesn’t have is very much time.

Whether or not you agree with his planks

A move like this speaks of hijinks and pranks.

Jesse is real and truly knows the game.

But Aaron? That seems desperate, not the same.


Source: NPR

Corporate Black Ops

I’m glad I’m not the Boeing CEO

Because this type of news makes you go “whoa!”

Coincidence? As of now no one knows.

But it came one day after this guy was deposed.

It doesn’t get a lot darker than this…

The potential for guilt is tough to dismiss.


Source: The Economist

Employees… Watch Out

Working with lunatics is just no fun.

And you surely don’t want to work for one.

But is there merit in maybe being

A lunatic yourself when overseeing

Your people at work and being a creep?

Apparently so, but how do you sleep?


Source: The New York Times

Fine, So I Lie

To lie on the floor is totally great!

I do it a lot to set myself straight.

It’s good for the back and also the mind

And I always just love to be reclined.

But you have to be careful, when and where.

Like in public places? Well, people stare…


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Heil Hochul…?

Imagine, if you will, this order came

Not from Hochul, but from the very same

Former president, feared a dictator,

By most on the Left who think he’s a hater.

Troops on the train?! Outrage would be soaring!

But from a lefty gov? Meh, it’s boring…


Source: The New York Post

Like a Moron

Madonna was awesome back in the day

But like many celebs she’s lost her way.

Why demand that people stand for her show?

Why be that controlling? Just let it go…

So I’m glad she made this thoughtless mistake

Maybe her self-obsession will break.


Source: The New York Post

Kinda Like…

Washington these days seems like a show town

Few folks are serious, most play around

Chasing sex, cash and power they all do it

While we the people sleep right through it.

The moment will come when our nation falls

Like a scorpion biting us on the balls…


Source: The Dispatch

And Thank God

For Anti-Trumpers it’s news that they need

But MAGA as well should also take heed.

The world’s not as bad as Trump said it would be

After Biden won the presidency.

And despite his nonsense and crazy threats

We did survive Trump, though with many regrets.