Why

If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…


Source: The New York Times

Joy Matters

Among the many reasons we could cite

The one above all that very well might

Be the reason his campaign is failing

Is that DeSantis is truly ailing

In showing emotions that don’t annoy

And conveying even the slightest joy.


Source: The New York Post

What Goes Around Comes Around

While it may seem a bit excessive

I’m glad it tilted towards aggressive.

Fabrications he spread with zero shame

To promote a political con game

Destroyed people’s lives! And what was it for?

Just so that he could have more more more…


Source: Associated Press

Dreaming of a White Christmas?

So Boston’s Mayor, a progressive lass,

Has a holiday party, which alas

Is only for some, and not for others

Which seems an odd way to show her druthers.

Why not be inclusive? What’s the reason?

Let’s segregate this holiday season?!


Source: USA Today

Beyond the China Shop

Financial markets are on a bull run

And it appears that the bulls aren’t yet done.

Expanding beyond the confines of Wall Street

They’re charging around, everywhere upbeat!

Spotted in New Jersey! On the train tracks!

The bulls are just pushing it to the max…


Source: The Economist

Never Again…?

The passage of time can do some strange things.

Inevitably, it usually brings

Revisions of history and some new views…

Claims that what happened may have been fake news.

What a horrible world we have created

That so many are uneducated.


Source: Business Insider

Good for the Country

Well done by all parties that are involved

Since this is a question that must be solved.

SCOTUS should rule just as soon as it can

To remove all doubt around the legal plan.

Let’s decide it now, sooner than later

With a Court packed by the One Day Dictator.


Source: The New York Times

In Short, Hypocrisy

A gross understatement to say it irked

Watching the presidents as they all smirked,

Responding with smarmy little word bites

And talk of context and protecting rights.

No laws can be unevenly applied

And that’s where they failed and were left tongue-tied.


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Deciding Morality with Polls

I don’t own a Tesla, never use X

And rarely do I want to put a hex

On any person out there doing stuff

To push innovation, but I’ve had enough.

Elon can suck it, he’s bad to the bones

I’ll never support him or Alex Jones.


Source: The Daily Beast

Finally! VR for Mice

It’s good that scientists are so active

Building solutions very attractive

For solving the problems on planet Earth

With plans that are clearly of very high worth.

So call me old school and stuck in my ways…

But what about cheese and a really tough maze?!


Source: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Too Little, Too Late

We live in a nation where half of us

Believe that Trump was thrown under a bus

And that the election he clearly lost

Was stolen from him, and it has now cost

Massive damage to our national strength

At the hands of liars, now detailed in length.