I look very hard but can hardly see
Much of value left in the GOP.
Those still with morals seem to have no spine
And almost all of them constantly whine
About how bad our great country became
When their loss of dignity is the shame.
If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…
I look very hard but can hardly see
Much of value left in the GOP.
Those still with morals seem to have no spine
And almost all of them constantly whine
About how bad our great country became
When their loss of dignity is the shame.
October 28, 2023
It’s a bold move that will sure rock the boat
Of all those parents who constantly dote
On children who act like psychotic freaks
And don’t use any parental techniques.
I love this measure and hope that it sticks!
People can’t let their kids be little pricks.
October 27, 2023
Aside from the moderates’ total collapse
And the possibility that perhaps
This same man who voted against free will,
Rejecting an election… even still
There’s no need to worry, this will be fun
Since he’s the guy in charge of the next one.
October 26, 2023
Liz voted with Trump nearly all the time
So why was she pegged with GOP slime?
She supported policies that they want
And she was a strong right wing commandant.
But, well, then she called bullshit on Jan 6…
And got punished! So now we’re in this fix.
October 25, 2023
Who would have thought that indeed we agree?
Hard to imagine between Trump and me!
But he thinks that the only candidate
For Speaker of the House with any weight
Is Jesus Christ! No that is not a joke…
Which kind of proves the GOP is broke.
October 24, 2023
I miss shame. It seems it has disappeared.
People stay straight-faced even when they’re smeared
As the truth comes out about their behavior
Lie upon lie in the guise of the savior.
The message? If you feel shame you’re a chump.
And it pretty much started with Donald Trump.
October 23, 2023
There are few things worse than losing your home.
A lifetime destroyed, and you have to roam.
It happens in war zones and disasters
And makes people lean more on their pastors.
But you wouldn’t expect, on vacation,
Your house gets destroyed to the foundation.
October 22, 2023
Few people in the world make me more mad
Than this sorry sap who’s much more than bad.
It’s one thing to profit from self-aggrandizement
Promoting yourself like an advertisement
That’s bad enough and can cause upheaval
But what Alex Jones does is pure evil.
October 21, 2023
Please pardon me for asking, but, um, WHAT?
This sounds like it came from someone’s butt.
Being so distraught by our human crimes
They scribed “anonymous” 400 times!
“Anonymously signed” makes as much sense
As a massive imaginary fence.
October 20, 2023
So in any given situation
It’s probably worth asking the nation
Well what would have been a better response?
And you can’t accept any nonchalance.
How could Biden’s response have been better?
Or did he nail it to the letter?
October 19, 2023