Golf is a game that needs concentration,

And silence is part of the fixation.

The people who play are quite serious

Which, to me, is a bit mysterious.

So it’s kind of amusing to think about

A caddie with tourette’s just shouting out…

Hard to imagine a bigger shit show

Than the one playing out now, here we go!

So Trump told us that America sucked

And without him alone we’d all be f@#ked.

No matter how bad he said things were then

He alone is to blame for this pig pen.

So lots of young people think things just suck
The good life is gone, they’re down on their luck.
Well I’m not sure what it is they expect…
‘Cuz things seem to me pretty far from wrecked.
Opportunities abound! Work’s a cure.
Though complaining is easier, that’s for sure.

Oh woe is me! It’s busy and there’s noise!

What did you expect? All the city’s joys?!

Yes they’re loud and there’s a lot going on

It’s not like your landlord pulled off a con.

But the subway’s part of the city’s soul…

So live somewhere else or support its role.

“Rich Men North of Richmond” – a catchy song

That delivers a message not so wrong.

Politicians don’t care about us all

They just want to prevent their own downfall.

While special interests of every sort

Dominate policy and sell us short.

So things have taken an interesting turn

Which let’s face it is cause for some concern.

The “Christian” Far Right has now decided

That this guy “Christ” was a bit misguided.

Love and forgiveness… it’s just Left Wing crap!

Satan’s laughing as we fall in his trap…

When Vladimir Putin finds himself crossed

You have to imagine there’ll be a high cost

To whomever it was who dared such a thing

Calling out the despot in a public ring.

So yeah, who thinks this plane went down by chance?

A message was sent, not by happenstance…

So as it turns out there’s likely to be

Links between crime and office vacancy.

I can’t say this comes as a big surprise…

With work on its own a part of you dies!

Add to that an office that’s foreboding

And yeah, you’ll see attendance eroding.

Yesterday we wondered why ChatGPT

Seems to be dumbing down consistently.

And yes it’s related to human use…

Could it be any wonder when we produce

Folks who believe that the best source of truth

Comes from the guy who’s THE most uncouth?

Turns out that the brilliance of Open AI

Is tarnishing fast and we don’t know why.

Profs from Stanford and Berkeley are on the case

With research suggesting that as a base

Interaction with humans could be a cause…

Which Team MAGA greeted with hearty applause.