An oldie but goodie that should be revived
Since Bannon’s intentions have not just survived
But have in fact been embraced by many
In the GOP who don’t have any
Real plan for how America should work…
But know an elite conservative is a jerk.
If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…
An oldie but goodie that should be revived
Since Bannon’s intentions have not just survived
But have in fact been embraced by many
In the GOP who don’t have any
Real plan for how America should work…
But know an elite conservative is a jerk.
August 9, 2023
That’s your line? You’ve got to be kidding me…
After all this time you could only be shitting me
If you think you can get away with that now
Delivered with reverence, holier than thou.
Your support of Trump’s Lie caused destruction!
Reversing that now is dignity’s abduction.
August 8, 2023
We have to pause and appreciate this
Since the impact it has, we cannot dismiss.
Unlimited energy! Carbon free!
That ushers in a new reality.
Let’s hope these scientists keep it going
So far it’s been a powerful showing.
August 7, 2023
Tipping culture has gone out of control.
Don’t get me wrong, I generally bankroll
Sizable sums to support service staff
And know that only the lowly riff raff
Stiff the people who are doing them right.
But a self-service car wash? Yeah, not quite…
August 6, 2023
Kind of amusing Zoom now requires
All of the staff the company hires
To show up at work, yes there in person
Since video meetings often worsen
The productive pursuit of business goals
And let folks disappear into black holes.
August 5, 2023
It’s a reasonable question to post up
To those who believe that when it’s grossed up
Our economy isn’t very strong
And current policy is just all wrong.
What are the metrics that these people use…
Or is it simply political blues?
August 4, 2023
Inflation rose but is now on the wane.
The market’s bull run is kind of insane.
Unemployment is low, wages are high
And interest rate hikes help the regular guy.
Despite good news satisfaction is lacking,
While half of us give the Orange Guy our backing…
August 3, 2023
Rating agencies are sometimes quirky
And the data they use can be murky.
Fitch’s has scolded us, downgrading debt
It’s probably not a terrible bet
But the reasons they cite seem off the mark,
And the size of debt is left in the dark.
August 2, 2023
Written on every US dollar bill
Our national motto has words that will
Sometimes be used in ways unintended
Like this fine fraudster who thought it splendid
To prey on the goodwill of believers
While being one of the deceivers.
August 1, 2023
By now I’d think it comes as no surprise
That both sides of the aisle have their eyes
On corruption and power and the way
That they will all try to seize the day.
Turns out the Dems too are guilty as sin
For causing the gun problem that we’re in.
July 31, 2023