Don’t know about you but the life I lead

Has psychopaths everywhere! What I need

Is a way to deal with these nutcases

Some way to cover all of my bases.

Easy to spot them and know who they are

It’s dealing with them that’s just so bizarre.

My heart goes out to these fabulous twins

Always cheated by other people’s sins!

If you look at the terms of their dumb loans

Any sane person would see the crossbones.

For these guys whining seems kind of casebook…

You know they’re the ones who founded Facebook!

Feng shui unites the mind, body and spirit…

But as it turns out, you might not hear it

Unless you embrace all the special ways

To channel your chi, like wearing Hermes!

And if you happen to be Latino

You’ll have better luck at the casino…

If you haven’t already, well you should

Watch this video then wonder who would

Think that DeSantis is just the right guy

For a diverse country we should unify…

With crazy images and upheaval

He actually celebrates being evil.

How in the world did I ever miss this?

A “national day” we just can’t dismiss!

Who knew that such a great day existed?

(Or is it actually really twisted…?)

Whatever the case, NBD is here

And I, for one, am willing to cheer.

Given that Hunter wasn’t on the grounds

Then thinking this through, to me it sounds

Like there’s a pretty smart person at HQ

Who sees the campaign and has the view

That maybe just maybe old Sleepy Joe

Might do better with a few lines of blow.

Dementia is no laughing matter

So hard and painful, not the Mad Hatter.

But something about this plan is comic…

Seems things could blow up, pretty atomic.

A whole town where people can’t quite place it!

Or is it like any town? Folks just space it.

Pickleball seems just a bit annoying.

I’m sure it’s fun and folks are enjoying

The light demands and its nice pace of play

But give me a break with all the display

Of cultish excitement for this odd game…

And now fashion too? It’s just a bit lame.

We can learn so much from other nations

About a government’s good foundations.

Protect democracy, that’s pretty key…

So don’t let its enemies go run free.

Bolsonaro and Trump, much the same crime

Brazil took swift action, now it’s our time.

Having debt is a huge pain in the butt

But just to forgive it all, I mean what?!

Debt is a contract, and it’s one you choose

You get something for it and pay your dues.

Some people chose not to go to college

And they shouldn’t pay for other’s knowledge.