Remember the ruckus of that rear view

When her jacket said: I don’t care do you?

The liberals all thought that she was vapid

The criticism raged, loud and rapid.

What did she mean? How could this be okay?!

Turns out she was messaging for this day…

Throughout our history we’ve seen the same cues:

America fails and then it renews.

I would argue that the quick rise of Trump

Was that Liberals had dropped a stinky dump.

But he’s a disgrace, destruction’s abettor.

Let’s not lose faith that things will get better.

The last time a government used a poll

Asking its people to review a scroll

Of possible names for a brand new boat

Then put all the best options to a vote

It left them in a kinda awkward place…

The name chosen was Boaty McBoatface!

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people…

But if you put guns under a steeple

And worship them as if a religion

You’d have to believe, if just a smidgen,

Zealots will think shooting folks is okay.

It’s what guns are designed for, anyway!

So let’s pause for a moment to take stock

And consider the latest of Trump’s schlock.

Of course he doesn’t, but pretend it’s true

That he’s got a plan, and it’s not voodoo.

Well don’t help stop all the killing right now!

No, milk it out as a campaign cash cow.

The world needs oil, it can’t go away

But pressure is mounting every day

For the big giants who own all the wells

To sell some off so that it dispels

The image that they’re harming the planet…

But a well was safer when they ran it.

Unsung heroes who work behind the scenes

Are often the fuel powering machines

That change the course of human history

Yet their involvement remains a mystery.

One of these great people is Gordon Moore

Without the microchip we’d be done for.

More news coming out of my favorite state

Florida just punches above its weight!

It has a place called “The Classical School”

Which teaches the classics… seems pretty cool.

But the culture wars have made parents squirm –

They don’t want their kids to see David’s worm!

It actually is so very insane

That what goes through his reptilian brain
Is that if he bitches about it all
And gets his supporters to hear the call
Then there’d be chaos, oh yes there sure would
And he honestly thinks that would be good.

This sounds like an unlimited buffet!
Which I have to think will go a long way
To make Americans even more fat
And strain the profits of restaurants that
Sign up to give unlimited ration
But at least it helps to fight inflation.