Texas has always thought itself so BIG

And best at everything, from BBQ pig

To bucking broncos and drilling black gold

They relish the image of being that bold.

So once Florida seemed to be MORE INSANE

They had to do something to retake the reign.

It’s a tough question… so what would you do?

Would you live life differently if you knew?

Bucket list items would be moved ahead

But as your date approached, oh man, the dread…

I’d rather roll the dice, see what comes up

And greet each new morning with a thumbs up.

Perhaps what the gun lobby says is true:

“Guns don’t kill people, it’s people who do.”

So then you just have to look at the odds

And it’s pretty clear we’re tempting the gods.

If people kill people using a gun

Americans have more than anyone…

For 70 years this hero stayed mute

About a dogfight when he had to shoot

Soviet jet planes that were on patrol

In a place the US did not control.

Neither nation was supposed to be there,

If word ever got out a war would flair.

It’s quite a cycle we’re all in these days

With idiocy rampant in so many ways.

One side says something that’s extremely dumb

And the other freaks out, beating its drum.

The first side says wow, what a loathsome response!

As if banning gas stoves would stir nonchalance.

Truth Social has been Donny’s big new toy

And having him stuck there has been a joy.

But now he’s got some decisions to make…

Meta provides him a much bigger take.

It would help to make his campaign get rich,

But would make him look like a little bitch!

Now that everyone is in on the fun

And it’s very clear this ain’t one and done

Should we not ask the obvious question

How did these docs get in their possession?

Who’s in charge of watching over this stuff?

‘Cuz it sure seems they’re not doing enough.

Many may think this is not a big deal

Since “business intelligence” is not real

So it’s no big surprise that this exam

Was crushed by AI… with no need to cram!

But never mind the field or vocation

This raises questions for education.

Oh can you just imagine the surprise

When he settled his butt on railroad ties

And kicked it back to enjoy time alone

Feeling life had thrown him a little bone

Then heard the train coming, it’s time to go…

Wait a second, I’m stuck! I mean, uh-oh!!

Feeling a bit worried, I went to see

Just what it could do, this ChatGPT.

Could it write some rhymes that were appealing?

Maybe something about the debt ceiling?

After one quick foray into this tech

I now expect an unemployment check…