Even the editors of the Journal

Think that the former KGB colonel

Is having his way with Donald J. Trump

And with Steve Witkoff, who’s proving a chump.

They want us to think they play 4-D chess…

So far it seems they’re just making a mess.

The problem we are contending with

Is that we’re sold this ridiculous myth

Where the codes which make entertainment fun

Can be used to make government run.

The world where morals are turned upside down

Make for good ratings but can’t run a town.

People simply adore their pets

But the bills add up, aside from the vet’s.

And crazy enough they’ll feel some impact

By all of the tariffs that Trump has backed.

We know how Kristi Noem treats her pups

But will MAGA accept these price hiccups?

The notion that famous men over time

Known for their good contributions, not crime

May also have had a much darker side

Seems like a topic that would provide

Tons of content and it would kind of stink…

Most people aren’t what they want you to think.

While I might survive, what would be the point?

I could hunt and cook and build a nice joint,

Start a fire and keep it burning strong

But the civilized world wouldn’t last long.

We’d start from scratch on most things I’m afraid,

Since so few people know how things are made.

Who knew such a thing even existed?

Of all the many things that are twisted

I never imagined there was a clan

That would identify as grammar fan!

And it gives me hope that some are willing

To take grammar advice! Kind of thrilling…

I’m worried Pete Hegseth might be confused.
After Trump showed him how tariffs are used
He probably thinks it’s an act of war…
But against our own people at the core!

What evil inhuman dictator would

Put such tariffs on booze?! That’s just not good.

It’s as bad as defaulting on our debt.

We’re no longer considered a safe bet.

Relationships that took decades to build

Are being marched out and summarily killed.

The peace and prosperity that we’ve enjoyed

For 80 years may soon be destroyed.

Diversity of thought is essential

For any outfit to reach its potential.

And promoting people who outperform

Should certainly be a company norm.

But whatever it is that you’ve got planned

Make sure that it fits with your product brand.

Tycoons are free to support who they like

And we are free to see this and say “psyche!”

Few tears will be shed for this rich Tech Crew

Roundly thought to have betrayed their true view

In order to gain more power and might.

So seeing this is a pretty fun sight.