So Michael Flynn is peddling a theory

Designed to make his followers leery

Of taking the covid vax for themselves

Believing in it as much as in elves.

But let’s say the mass vax plot is valid,

Would we really go at it using salad…?

A powerful image, that much is sure!

But perhaps it is the requisite cure.

Ending a pandemic is pretty tough

More so when there simply aren’t enough

People with sense, community-minded

And not politically blindsided.

Emergencies come in all sorts of forms

It’s hard to say what should define the norms.

But boy I know when people get tired

Professional help is often required.

And oy! The rellies with their urgency…

Yup, that’s another type of emergency!

Constant pursuit of the fountain of youth
Leads to ideas of questionable truth.
But this is one we should surely float
Since it certainly strikes a personal note…
Turns out that maybe it’s a rhyme a day
That will help you keep the doctor away.

While it’s always fun to needle the French

Especially about their military bench

It’s also painful to watch the blunders

Of foreign policy that simply plunders

All goodwill and bonds formed over the years

I hope there’s a reason that allays these fears.

Cows don’t think much about where they should “go”

And most typically will just let it flow.

That, in turn, creates nitrous oxide –

Fun to breath! But the planet gets fried.

So here’s a solution while they roam…

But what will happen when the cows come home?

It did really seem Trump was unstable…

And if Milley was willing and able

To protect protocols for waging war

Well that is in line with the oath he swore.

But if he back-channeled with the Chinese

That could be a dangerous power seize.

Guess who mandates lots’o vaccination?

Yup, every single state in the nation.

Have some kids and want them to go to school?

They must be vaxed for disease, it’s the rule.

Tetanus, polio, mumps and measles…

But covid…? Those tyrannical weasels!

Listen to the words of this warrior

There couldn’t be a better courier.

He’s the Navy SEAL who killed Osama

Under direct orders from Obama.

Not a victory for the right or the left,

It was protecting a nation bereft.

I remember exactly where I was…

When tragedy strikes hard, it’s what one does.

The morning was lovely in NYC

Without any hint of what was to be.

The memories remain a bit surreal…

All those lives shattered like the twisted steel.