This is the story of an estranged man
And the wife he wanted to win back again.
He hired some thugs to kidnap his maiden
Then he’d go save her and love would fade in.
The scheme went south, he did not win her back…
It’s best not to make plans when high on crack.

Vegans and fitness buffs and wizards too,
If you’re looking for love these apps are for you!
No more red-faced confessions of what you like
We’ve all got the same proclivities, psyche!
Though it can take some fun out of it all
What’s dating without a good trip and fall?

It’s kind of a silly question to ask

Since delivering energy is their task.

Who cares if it comes from oil below

Or from the sun or a mighty wind flow.

Humans depend on powering machines

And they can be powered by any means.

All those opposed to changing history

Should be outraged by using mystery

To whitewash the first time that our nation

Did not have a peaceful celebration

Transferring power between presidents.

We need more folks like this in residence.

These NASA guys drove souped up Corvettes

And many were pilots of fighter jets.

They rode powerful rockets to outer space

And were the bleeding edge of the arms race.

So cool as it was, did they ever just hate

That the speed of the rover maxed out at eight?!

The biggest mistake that the Left could make

Would be to try and take take take…

They are now acting under the belief

That while they have the Commander in Chief

They should ram through law too far from center

Which will only ensure this chief’s a renter.

Folks often claim they don’t like all the fluff

Of political leaders, and woke stuff…

So here’s a governor from the GOP

Whose approach is different, as you’ll see.

She lays it out in no uncertain terms:

Unvaxxed folks are society’s worms.

If a trespasser comes into your pool

Most of the time, as a general rule,

It will be some kids, out for fun

In the night when there’s no more sun.

But Florida, we love you for this stuff…!

Like strangers swimming in the buff.

If ever there was a match not to be

That was put out there for the world to see

Well this might just win the prize of them all

As this poor Romeo hit a brick wall!

First on the jumbotron, then all the world…

Going through all that the guy must have hurled.

Here’s the chief of a right wing sensation
Doing something that’s good for the nation.
Objective and frank, if a little snide,
He’s letting folks know we’re on the same side.
Patriots are on both sides of the aisle
Leaders should embrace that, not its denial.