Results for Category: …in the Center


Source: The New York Times

Then again…

I’ve liked the movement towards return to work,

Folks in an office now seem like a perk.

So this new trend, well, it can give you pause…

And yet again highlight one of the flaws

Of being alone like a wall flower

Maybe work from home if you don’t shower.


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Cruel and Unusual

So covid decimated lots of schools

Some already lacking notable jewels.

Classes went online and pretty much suck

And the students were left shit outta luck.

Add insult to injury, just more doom…

No more Snow Days for you! Class is on Zoom.


Source: The New York Post

This is how you do it

New Jersey has always taken some heat

For the sort of folks you’re likely to meet,

Like all of the stars of the Jersey Shore

With their spiked hair, fake tans and chiseled core.

But man oh man when it comes to the law

This public policy leaves me in awe.


Source: The New York Times

Maybe a match!

Adult communities are created

So adult needs can be satiated.

They lose their focus and their whereabouts

So have all their needs met, or thereabouts.

Given what her experience has been

Seems to me she’ll probably fit right in!


Source: The New York Post

That’s easy

If ever you wonder whether you should

Add “fun zoom events” for everyone’s good

It honestly could mean only one thing…

You have not yet felt Zoom’s hyper-use sting.

The answer to this question is quite plain,

No frickin’ way unless you want more pain!


Source: The Washington Post

Will anything…?

You’d think that a massive event like this

Would make us all take stock and reminisce.

But history informs us that’s not the case

Past pandemics didn’t much change the place.

Wars tend to make us reflect a bit more,

But human nature is fixed at the core.


Source: The Financial Times

They’re Not Taking It!

A pricey stunt for this billionaire…

And what’s the point if you don’t have that hair?!

His slogan was “Make Australia Great!”

Which kind of was also ripped off, eh mate?

A loser and a cheat whose bill came due

They’ll do better Down Under without this crew.


Source: The New York Times

Clever Girl!

I have to say there’s something which grabs you

About this photo, which really has you.

What an odd look this young girl throws our way

Supercilious indeed, some might say.

Almost as if she could already see

She’d make half a mil from the NFT…


Source: Axios

Been there, will do that

After all is said and all is then done

I think that it’s really a lot more fun

To work together in common spaces

And not just see those video faces.

The people back at the office will win

After this long strange trip we’ve all been in.


Source: Bloomberg

Business trip

One has to wonder what gave him away…

Like what did he do or what did he say?

Did it really “boost focus,” like he said?

Or perhaps he was not “present,” instead…

No matter the case, seems this is at heart:

LSD at work might not be so smart.