Every summer needs to have a motto

To help us remember when we’re blotto.

And that may be frequent this time around

Given the freedom we’ve finally found…

So hell yes, go get out there, vaxed and waxed!

And let’s all get a little bit relaxed.

Fine, so my title really makes no sense,

Mixing in French has a whiff of pretense.

But it’s amazing to see how they won

Those New Zealanders now are having fun!

Few folks on an island, those are the facts…

For us we need people to get the vax!

Once the best athlete who walked on the earth,

He questioned the assignment at his birth.

Then played second string on a TV show

Which truly brought us all to a new low.

Could she thrive in the political biz?

No… Cate’s been honest about who she is.

A renaissance man at the very core

Whose past is rich with legendary lore.

Oh what tales we can tell of mirth and woe

The Holiday Rap at the NoHo show…!

Humble and generous and funny as hell,

And the best friend a guy could have as well.

So billionaires gather and hatch a plan –

“This is going to be so good, my man!”

A new league for the world’s most favorite sport!

Except it will cut all other teams short…

Perhaps some forethought would have made it cool,

But now all involved look every bit the tool.

If you know what this means, you smoke some weed.

If not then you likely won’t feel the need

To make jokes about toking, getting high

Under the bleachers, then wondering why

Everything finally makes sense to you now.

And maybe we should go get us some chow…

A fascinating force we need to know

Is how we perceive new risk and its woe.

New risks seem scary, old ones not so much,

Even if greater and in closer touch.

Some with vaccines are still staying afar,

But their risk is less than driving a car.

For those who lean over to the left side

W was not a great source of pride.

But since he has left his government work

He’s really become far less of a jerk.

A pretty good painter, late in season,

And a sage old voice of thoughtful reason.

So far I believe that President Joe

Has been putting on a pretty good show.

But this immigration move is a mess

As it has been reported by the press.

What did he think would be people’s response –

Shrug it off with casual nonchalance?

What could go wrong with a great plan like this?!

As if anything possibly could go amiss…

Mixing monkeys and men, a chimera!

Launching us into a brand new era.

Though perhaps along evolution’s road

We’ve already used this genetic code.