The perspective is hard to grasp at all.

Like, the Empire State Building is very tall

And this ship is as long as it stands high

Which means things have really gone far awry.

Unable to dislodge it from the bank

This could make global commerce nearly tank.

The amount of work that went into this

Surely makes you think something is amiss!

Who would go to such a vindictive length?

And does it seem petty or signal strength?

Whatever he did to deserve this trick,

The boss really comes across as a dick.

The “Quarantine Fifteen” was oh so real

As alcohol and Netflix helped us heal.

It reminds us of another life stage

When we gained weight while coming of age…

No Uber Eats or Tiger King re-run,

But, the Freshman Fifteen was much more fun!

We can blame the pandemic for a lot

But as I patiently wait for my shot

I reflect that one thing it hasn’t changed

Is that statistics are still rearranged

And used in a manner for someone’s gain

Just like it was predicted by Mark Twain.

Not sure how much time is really needed…

Haven’t all these folks already bleated?

Bad ideas have been here for ages

But have been contained on smaller stages.

So now what a battle has been set up!

All speech today has a global get up.

So here’s this minister who claims that God

Insists all women have a smokin’ bod!

He looks down at his Bible quite a bit

But technically never quotes from it.

Not totally sure which section of verse…

Will be able to save him from a curse.

An unusual angle on a trend

Which truly never ever seems to end.

Men acting badly throughout all the years

Give New York governors plenty of peers.

Illinois alone has its share of worms…

Four governors in a row served jail terms!

I lived in Madrid for over a year

And a couple of things were abundantly clear.

The Spanish are merry and full of life

Their zest for good times is not short of rife.

Work, it seemed, was more like a distraction…

They may need to rethink this course of action!

It’s still not for certain, it’s just a “might”
But ‘Bama may say that yoga’s alright.
That wouldn’t change some of its other laws
Which could have a way of giving you pause…
Like marrying your sister? That’s just fine!
It’s that dang yoga which really crosses the line.

Families are weird that much is certain…

So maybe don’t peek behind that curtain.

And seems to me that this case is not new,

I kind of think that my mom’s crazy too!

Oh let’s blame the media for a lot!

But not for something we already got…