Seems like these aren’t mutually exclusive

Even as the vaccine is elusive.

Some people will get it, others will not

As we all wait our turn for the next shot.

But those who get it should go out and spend!

Or else this pandemic will never end.

It seems to be happening everywhere

In stocks and politics it’s all laid bare.

Power is entrusted to the masses

Who proceed to act like horses’ asses.

I’d rather be ruled by the lame elite

Than crash with the populists in defeat.

Well that explains a lot we need to know

About why people decided to go.

Their president had called them to action,

And man that call got a lot of traction!

But one itsy detail remains unclear…

What exactly is with the fur, horns and spear?

This just could not help his great career path

As one would think it will incur the wrath

Of all the proud boys who make up his crew

And everyone else involved in the coup.

If they all agree on one single thing?

They don’t like a leader who’s prone to sing.

Because nothing could really make more sense

In times when everything is super tense

And a raging pandemic of the lungs

Is the first topic on everyone’s tongues

Than to take comfort in that old stable

Of sucking smoke as much as you’re able.

In the Catholic Church you must know this

Ritual rules over a wide abyss.

Ceremony is not treated lightly,

Exorcisms must be done forthrightly.

The first rule is that no illness exists…

Oops! Seems that was never crossed off the lists.

There’s a little-known guy named Josh Hawley…

What’s happening now is bad, by golly!

This man wants to have his opinions heard

But everyone muzzles his every word!

Where oh where might this poor dude find a voice?

Clearly he’s given no media choice…

An interesting angle from the right!

The Minority Leader sets his sight

On the argument that we’re all to blame

For the Riot, a true national shame.

At least now we know one problem is solved:

He admits that he was indeed involved…

What news to read in my line of work!

A lovely new presidential perk.

We’re moving in a good direction…

With a lyrical course correction.

Ring loud now all the bells and the chimes

Our leader has said these times need rhymes!

So now the hard work really begins

And Joe needs to notch some pretty quick wins.

Let’s focus on things that matter to people

And not fall on our knees at the PC steeple.

Don’t forget Donnie touched a real nerve…

Government must be in place to serve.