Joe is now in and had a great start,

Trying to ensure we don’t tear apart.

He appealed to unity and no lies,

And Fox News agreed that was wise.

Even Donnie left him a gracious note

Though still hasn’t said he won the vote.

Rudy is taking some pretty bad hits

From the left and the right, quite a blitz.

But man oh man it would make me smile

If he represents Donnie in the Senate trial.

But we can’t be certain he has the will –

Don’t forget that matter of his bill…

It was an unusual day in American history…

But doesn’t strike me as much of a mystery.

Rome is burning as our top leadership rots,

Fueled by self-interest and conspiracy plots.

Such that now a guy at the Capitol’s door

Looks like he just looted a Dollar Store.

Dominion intends to go on the offensive

And make threats to democracy very expensive.

The reckless claims which these people nourish

Cannot be allowed to take root and flourish.

So if people don’t seem to care what they say

Then by all means a lawsuit should make them pay.

If any aliens swung by in 2017

And took a good luck at the DC scene

I’d say that we have very little to fret

For surely they have a process to vet

Those new worlds that have some worth

From the chaos they found on planet Earth.

For guys who are of a certain generation

It became something of a small fixation –

“Mary Ann or Ginger?” was the question

That revealed so much, if by suggestion.

It helped our understanding increase…

Thank you Dawn, may you rest in peace.

It wasn’t going to just let us go free
Without another punch to our liberty.
This new strain of covid from the UK
Is here in the States and is here to stay.
This guy got it without ever having been
Outside Colorado, the state he’s in.

As if the sky wasn’t already falling

We now have a threat equally appalling.

These fans are like deadly missile mounts

Firing blades and jacking death counts.

What more could go wrong in this year?

Perhaps mobile phones that fry your ear!

In fact I am one who actually believes…

But it’s fair to say I have some pet peeves

When it comes to clairvoyants, taking a chance,

With bold predictions that could only advance

A deeper knowledge of the world, and some bliss,

Like next year might just be better than this…

Relief at last! The vaccine is here!

Finally something we all can cheer…

But wait, hang on, what’s this we see?

You’re developing a terrible allergy?

Turns out there’s one nasty side effect –

It confirms the “work” we all suspect!