On the one hand voting is filled with fraud

And the entire process is nothing to applaud.

So why bother casting a vote at the polls

When it’s governed by corrupt Deep State trolls?

On the other hand it would be very nice they think,

If Georgia’s voters didn’t let their majority shrink.

Perhaps what it takes is a groundswell of fear

For republicans everywhere to finally see clear

The incredible damage that is being done

By Donnie’s pathetic claims that he won.

Red and Blue patriots protecting democracy

Are risking their lives fighting autocracy.

Who cares what heritage they happen to claim

It’s their ideas themselves that can be pretty lame.

They want to block a Biden nominee

Because he dares to believe that life isn’t free.

The Squad is unhappy and has started to squawk

Because Reed is a fiscally responsible deficit hawk.

The problem with being rational and fair

Is quickly surfaced when others don’t care.

Yes, of course we should count every vote

And be sure they’re legal, not cast by a goat.

Now weeks have passed and that’s been done

So it’s time to move on, Joe Biden has won!

However sanctimonious Tucker may be

And he’s very sanctimonious, believe me…

And however hypocritical may be his claim

That Fox alone has absolutely no blame

In peddling falsehoods far and wide,

Still, with this, he’s on the right side.

The reality of our political situation

Is that we really are a purple nation.

A few more Dems across the land

But clearly it’s a very tight band.

I hope this helps our politicians know

That compromise is the way to go.

No love lost between Donnie and Vanity Fair!

And neither feels compelled to clear the air.

But I have to say that a headline such as this

Really is more than a little remiss.

However horrible you may think him to be

Changing the tone of our discourse is key.

Zoom and Peloton and Netflix and DoorDash,

Rinse and repeat, and sure grow that mustache.

Angry politicians and cable news news news…

Could it be my neighbor really holds those views?

Wet markets and testing and you do what online?!

Well, whatever… thank God there’s been wine.

The DHS is a formidable institution

That gives the nation its security solution.

It receives $92 billion dollars per year

To prevent all threats, present and clear.

Its protection of the election does show

That Donnie, dude, it’s time to go.

You know when something is really hard to do?

So huge rewards are offered to incentivize you?

Like bringing in the guy who’s impossible to catch

(Or finding the perfect date on Match…).

Rather than proving it’s rampant and persists

It would seem he’s saying no fraud exists.